Did you give me the wrong time again? 
I’m the trans girl, I hope that narrows things down
The FBI agent that handles my case file was supposed to give me a ride but he’s sick sorry.
No, the hotel, not the landscaping place.
Ahah you have fallen into my honeypot
we moved to the denny’s down the block
I thought Denny’s is for winners 😔
it’s an american restaurant, of course not
Oh fuck, that was today!?
We all saw a scary looking owl and ran away
Oh fuck thats what that was? I thought it was a crow
It was scary either way! We were scared
I told you we are on Burkina Faso time now
Chilling at home in my undies, eating some spaghetti
This you?
Not as bald, but yeah
fella fell for the honey pot
Sorry, I’m busy giving my personal information to the feds
Sorry, the invite said “no liberals”
Oh shidd oh fugg ive been owned
I think the CIA handler made the mistake on the meeting spot instead of the time now.
Hey, we’re at a second location! Just head for the helipad and ask Adolf Himmler-Garcia to fly you over.
They wouldn’t let me in
We’re still cleaning the piss out of the walls from last time
What have you got against piss?
Ever wonder if they’d let you into more places if you weren’t covered in dirt?
It’s discrimination. I should be allowed to dress however I want.
