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Uhhh ummm you shit yourself
https://youtu.be/-8aC8Ke9siA cw homophobia at 5:15
RIP
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I’m happy to inform you that you rolled a 5. You shit yourself.
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ah, is this why 666 is the number of the beast?
Correct. Also you shit yourself
the number of Mister Beast
not related but my pet theory is it’s called “going number two” because you always pee and poo hence using 2 holes ipso facto no 2
Roll for +1 slight of hand, I try to pretend I didn’t fard
In this edition you can roll shite of hand. You shit yourself
Please 6 please 6 please 6 please 6
You rolled a 6! You shit yourself :)
Russian poolette
Exactly, but every chamber is loaded (you shit yourself)
hit me
You rolled a 1. Critical fail. You shit yourself
Aight let’s go i feel like a gamble
Oh crab shit flip i dropped rhe dice and can’t find it uhhhh let’s um say, it was a four. You shit yourself
HELL YEAH
Roll for me
Dice is hotttttt todayyy let’s see. You rolled a 3! You shit yourself
3 factorial - yep that’ll do it
Yipeeh!
Ha joke’s on you, i refuse to be subject to the probabilistic whims of an uncaring universe. I preemptively shit myself
Can I still tell your dice roll? (Ir was a 2)
I’m a level 20 rogue and I just landed a crit sneak attack. Do your worse!
You rolled a nat 6, with shitical damage. You shit yourself
omg
Wanna roll? It’s good odds
of course
You shit yourself. (You rolled a 3)
it was a trick!
All I said is you shit yourself on a 6, I never said anything about the other numbers
deceiver!
Okay, lets do this
You rolled a 2. You shit yoursel.
Good thing i preemptively already shat myself so it… oh nvm shat myself again
The dice never lie
I do not roll the dice thus my pants remain poop free. Just like father marx intended
Shitdiceroll. A curious game. The winning move is not to play (you shit yourself)
Hit me
The fact you didn’t say ‘shit me’ means you deserve this 6. You shit yourself
Hit me
Sir your dacks are already cacked. You can’t shit no more
HIT ME
