Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agoOK so if white ppl are crackers, are they all plain crackers or are there specific flavors?message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up125file-text
arrow-up125message-squareOK so if white ppl are crackers, are they all plain crackers or are there specific flavors?Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-text
Like what’s the white person equivalent of one of those gross crackers covered in that carcinogenic meat flavored powder?
minus-squarehuf [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-29 months agoyeah, white people come in all colors from reddish nuclear-white through corpse-pale and all the way down to somewhat tan! some of us change colors with the seasons, going between corpse-pale and awkward farmer’s tan. so there’s plenty of cracker options
minus-squareCupcakeOfSpice [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoI stay corpse-pale. Sometimes I turn pink when I burn, but then right back to corpse, no tanning step.
minus-squarehuf [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoah, the northwestern variety
yeah, white people come in all colors from reddish nuclear-white through corpse-pale and all the way down to somewhat tan!
some of us change colors with the seasons, going between corpse-pale and awkward farmer’s tan.
so there’s plenty of cracker options
I stay corpse-pale. Sometimes I turn pink when I burn, but then right back to corpse, no tanning step.
ah, the northwestern variety