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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Well? Would you?

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Well? Would you?

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I trust an author with a name like “B.J. Nomnom”

  • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Not if its a gusano worm fidel-wut

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Wormworm

  • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    as a worm myself, no. im very uppity. im not like the other worms. they just wiggle around in the mud all day. i invest in crypto. im one of the good ones.

  • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    If you were a clean worm

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Not gonna happen

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Dort_wirm handle isn’t taken

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    How big is the worm?

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I would love my Dune style sandworm girlfriend so much

      • Oreb [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        God Empress of Dune

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Its not the size of the worm, it’s the rhythm of the movement that attracts it.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    More importantly, will Dort_Owl love you if you were a worm?

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      can you love a succulent meal?

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Is this a series of short stories about a woman putting her boyfriend through increasingly more difficult Saw like puzzles to prove his loyalty?

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    No one told me this book was written by B.J. Nomnom. This changes my entire perspective on this worm thing.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I would kill for my worm

  • Comrade_Mushroom [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    animorphs gettin weird and/or desperate

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    No???

    Im not her boyffiend

  • booty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Dort_Worm incoming?

  • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    no, i would fish with you

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    what kind of worm

    how big of a worm

    could we still cuddle

    if she got big teeth like a bobbit worm that’s gonna be an issue

  • LeZero [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    https://youtu.be/e63Rilbf7U0

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      Link 1:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video

      Link 2:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video

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