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vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 7 hours ago

We sleep in the office because this is war. Soldiers don't commute home after a battle

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We sleep in the office because this is war. Soldiers don't commute home after a battle

vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 7 hours ago
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  • Dragonstaff@leminal.space
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    It must smell great in there.

    • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Smells like victory obama-medal

  • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net
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    can love bloom on a battlefield?

    • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead. Abso-fucking-lutely not

    • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      deleted by creator

  • VibeCoder [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    There’s an obsessive side to me that this appeals to. Just spend a year or two of your life grinding on a passion project with people you get really close with. I’ve had projects where I barely slept and worked for 12 hour days and slept in odd places. It’s easy to romanticize that, especially when you’re young and have no kids.

    …but for AI slop? Go make a failed video game or something. I ain’t sleeping in a tent just to prooompt all day

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    sir, permission to goon

    • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead. Not on my watch private. You’ll go blind

      • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        sorry sir, i’ve gooned my vital essences away. tell my family they could’ve been nicer to me

        • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          Here at work/battlefield we like to think of ourselves as family which is just corporate jargon for breaking ethical employee boundaries but I digress. There are two types of people in this world. Those than can extropolate incomplete data and those that goon their life away. Private, you have to look in the mirror and ask yourself which one do you want to be

          • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            dead-motherfucker

            • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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              Today private vegeta-stare

              • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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                sir i think he’s dead from gooning

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  • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    We sleep in the office which isn’t an office it’s a battlefield and that’s where soldiers sleep the office-battlefield morshupls

    • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Oi oi oi oi oi instead of badgering my methods you should be training so me and kakarot can run it back with you universe 6 rascals vegeta-stare

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    Please what does this say i want it to hurt me

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    This bit would be perfect if he collects rent and sold them the tent

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    Oh I’d fucking hate to do QA for whatever code that makes. Homeboy in the blue shirt right there is about to write the worst While Loop ever seen and comment none of it.

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      So ashamed he’s blocking his face

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    Wasting 2/3 of my commercial real estate on tents because… soldiers?

    • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Thats the beauty of it. This is war son. When my soldiers wake up instead of powder and makeup we here put on camo paint. I don’t sleep because money doesn’t sleep

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        made-it-the-fuck-up

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          I had dinner with this bloke once. Ambitious. Bit talkative. Positive he like rfk is using roids. We at my company don’t do shortcuts like that. vegeta-stare

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