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XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 19 days ago

nobody wants to piss anymore

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nobody wants to piss anymore

XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 19 days ago
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  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    19 days ago

    I can’t find the norman rockwell standing up at the meeting emoji

    • XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      19 days ago

      i-think-that

      • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        wtf it even has a “rockwell” tag but putting in :rockwell gets you absolutely nothing

        • XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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          the emoji picker is mysterious, do not try to understand its ways

        • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Yeah the emoji searcher is broken and isn’t searching the tags for some reason

    • ∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      Use the emoji popup rather than typing :, for some reason the popup search is better.


      Edit: @makotech222@hexbear.net The : emoji search has deteriorated?

      • makotech222 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        thanks, will investigate. looks like keywords aren’t working

        • ∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.net
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          18 days ago

          catgirl-salute thank you for the work you do

          • makotech222 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            18 days ago

            07 all fixed up

    • makotech222 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      18 days ago

      Okay should be fixed now

      • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        thank you!

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I never wanted to piss

    • XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      dafoe-horror

  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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    19 days ago

    Why would I piss when I can shid out your doodoo asshole instead

    • dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      We should have just one cloaca for everything like how birds do it.

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    You can’t make me. I’m sick of giving out my piss for free.

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I don’t want to but I can’t stop doggirl-growl

  • lurker_supreme [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    If you’re not extracting the precious nitrogen from your piss you’re wasting it. GIVE ME YOUR PISS peppino-angry

  • hexthismess [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    18 days ago

    I didn’t ask for piss.

  • batsforpeace [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    18 days ago

    everyone is quiet pissing nowadays

  • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I wanna piss real bad. Actually could you move, I’m in a hurry

  • MrPiss [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Buddy, I was born to piss.

  • BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    people want to piss, but nobody can afford to anymore. #Cranberry_Juice_For_All

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