somebody make a website called like Ratfinder.pig and just let people post alerts on a map or something fuck this app shit
why are people using apps it sounds like a bad idea.
Because only nerds like us know how internet browsers work?
UwU we’re just vunwabol widdl SS soldiers. Pwease stawp being mean to us whilw we abwuse peopolw
It’s like insisting on calling wealthy “people of means” but applied to Gestapo troopers and more sincerely. First as tragedy then as farts.
Gif of Dr. Strange looking at 14 million possibilities the possibilities
Me deciding on the bit that would be most emasculating for ice agents when you call them vulnerable.
You gotta imagine how thin skinned they must be to be willing to be ice in the first place. Between the masks, not identifying, and being designated vulnerable there’s gotta be a generational zinger somewhere in there.
My analysis? It’s gotta start with something innocuous like a slur akin to clanker - something metabolizable, something Colbert can say. Then someone has to get an ally oop where they get a play on words live on camera upsetting one of em
Bit idea: call them a bunch of vullies (vulnerable bullies). It goes viral. When they try and get you on some pre-crime bullshit say that you called them “bullies” and bemoan how thin their skin is and how it’s no wonder they need every handout in the world
Why the fuck does everyone do apps that shit relies on two different horrible corporations blessing. Just make a fucking website
Or write it in React Native or something so it’s compatible on everything simultaneously.
and they are removing the ability to install unsigned apks. everything is becoming so ass.
