When jailing marijuana users is too dangerous for your piglets, you put them on “leftist terror cell” investigation units to keep them extra safe.
Those who want us dead
Hey, it’s that fundamental misunderstanding of what the left wants, which is overwhelmingly for everyone to have their basic needs met so hard that right-wing morons can’t find anything to complain about.
Sure. But executing reactionaries isn’t as important as making sure everyone’s needs are met. We can start spending resources executing reactionaries once there are no more people homeless or hungry.
“This cop is useless. But we can’t fire him from the department.”
“Put him on “communist control act” duty. Y’know, report on the local Marxist book club with five members who aren’t our guys. He can’t possibly injure himself reading books and attending meetings about the books.”
Cut to, the pigs can’t keep up with the reading. Or hurt themselves anyway.
Yeah pretty sure I want them to be so healthy, mentally and emotionally fulfilled, and connected to their communities that they don’t feel like… Ya know, committing mass murder.
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When jailing marijuana users is too dangerous for your piglets, you put them on “leftist terror cell” investigation units to keep them extra safe.
Hey, it’s that fundamental misunderstanding of what the left wants, which is overwhelmingly for everyone to have their basic needs met so hard that right-wing morons can’t find anything to complain about.
Sure. But executing reactionaries isn’t as important as making sure everyone’s needs are met. We can start spending resources executing reactionaries once there are no more people homeless or hungry.
“This cop is useless. But we can’t fire him from the department.”
“Put him on “communist control act” duty. Y’know, report on the local Marxist book club with five members who aren’t our guys. He can’t possibly injure himself reading books and attending meetings about the books.”
Cut to, the pigs can’t keep up with the reading. Or hurt themselves anyway.
Yeah pretty sure I want them to be so healthy, mentally and emotionally fulfilled, and connected to their communities that they don’t feel like… Ya know, committing mass murder.