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Euergetes [none/use name]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Which species of archaic humans would you sleep with?

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Which species of archaic humans would you sleep with?

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Euergetes [none/use name]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net
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    no good at using tools

    just like me fr

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Your mom!

    niko-dunk

    • Euergetes [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      she’d probably like you. first date question is if youd fuck homo habilis tho

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        We seem on a similar level. My brain is also tiny and have a primitive stone tool

  • juniper [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    i mean not even my own species wants to sleep with me blob-no-thoughts

    • Euergetes [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      you dont know how dr ergaster gonna check you out

      • juniper [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        finally somebody who will benefit from my info dumps

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          i think technology has most to do with cultural knowledge, not biologic features. IMO you could teach homo ergaster to pilot a train. and to be a communist

  • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Every single one. No exceptions. If they’re down I’m down.

    • Euergetes [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      fidel-salute the courage of true humanist

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    i would say neanderthal, but pretty sure my ancestors did that a lot already. and not that many generations back. it’s a real Harry and the Hendersons type of situation i got going on here, phenotypically speaking.

  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    The thing about a Java Man is that he’s always going on and on about injecting his ErectionServiceLocatorBeanFactoryFactory in places not listed in beanis.xml and then wondering why he can’t get it up

  • BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Neanderthal but strictly for the sake of warmth

    • Euergetes [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      uh-huh, one of the two species with identifiable DNA still in human descendants ‘strictly for the warmth’ fry

  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    The Homo Erectus jokes just write themselves.

    • Euergetes [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      would you though? brow

  • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    • Homo neanderthalensis
    • Stocky, adapted to cold
    • Tools, social structure, possible rudimentary language

    Hell yeah you know what i like

    • Homo heidelbergensis
    • Found in Europe

    visible-disgust

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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    Whichever ones pass the Harkness test

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      which ones do, would you say? the basic harkness test meme seems like it could be accomplished with pretty rudimentary language

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    I don’t do necrophilia

  • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    where the Denisovans?

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      Denisovans weren’t associated with a described species, they might be now but it’s not too agreed upon yet to my knowledge. Their initial evidence was genetic

      e: based on those genetics they might be into you tho maya-devious

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    The bottom one i wanna see what them brows do

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      lenin-tea finally we get a propah freak in here

      that far back they’re probably more hairy than me but i could definitely blend in with the africanus or habilis

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    Neanderthal actually. Adapted to cold sounds something I could really use in winter and learn from meow-bounce

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      posted up in the cave cuddled beneath a giant bear skin round the fire, thats a vibe

      i think i’d try to teach them football though

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        American Football or soccer? I think either could be funny!

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          soccer, i was trying to think of a sport where their height wouldnt be a problem

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            Let’s get the ball ready then, I’m up for it

  • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    What, no femboy?

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      all of these species were on average shorter than sapiens think-about-it

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