- no good at using tools - just like me fr 
- Your mom!  - she’d probably like you. first date question is if youd fuck homo habilis tho - We seem on a similar level. My brain is also tiny and have a primitive stone tool 
 
 
- i mean not even my own species wants to sleep with me  - you dont know how dr ergaster gonna check you out - finally somebody who will benefit from my info dumps - i think technology has most to do with cultural knowledge, not biologic features. IMO you could teach homo ergaster to pilot a train. and to be a communist 
 
 
 
- Every single one. No exceptions. If they’re down I’m down.  the courage of true humanist the courage of true humanist
 
- i would say neanderthal, but pretty sure my ancestors did that a lot already. and not that many generations back. it’s a real Harry and the Hendersons type of situation i got going on here, phenotypically speaking. 
- The thing about a Java Man is that he’s always going on and on about injecting his - ErectionServiceLocatorBeanFactoryFactoryin places not listed in- beanis.xmland then wondering why he can’t get it up
- Neanderthal but strictly for the sake of warmth - uh-huh, one of the two species with identifiable DNA still in human descendants ‘strictly for the warmth’  
 
- The Homo Erectus jokes just write themselves. - would you though?  
 
- Homo neanderthalensis
- Stocky, adapted to cold
- Tools, social structure, possible rudimentary language
 - Hell yeah you know what i like - Homo heidelbergensis
- Found in Europe
  
- Whichever ones pass the Harkness test - which ones do, would you say? the basic harkness test meme seems like it could be accomplished with pretty rudimentary language 
 
- I don’t do necrophilia 
- where the Denisovans? - Denisovans weren’t associated with a described species, they might be now but it’s not too agreed upon yet to my knowledge. Their initial evidence was genetic - e: based on those genetics they might be into you tho  
 
- The bottom one i wanna see what them brows do  finally we get a propah freak in here finally we get a propah freak in here- that far back they’re probably more hairy than me but i could definitely blend in with the africanus or habilis 
 
- Neanderthal actually. Adapted to cold sounds something I could really use in winter and learn from  - posted up in the cave cuddled beneath a giant bear skin round the fire, thats a vibe - i think i’d try to teach them football though - American Football or soccer? I think either could be funny! - soccer, i was trying to think of a sport where their height wouldnt be a problem - Let’s get the ball ready then, I’m up for it 
 
 
 
 
- What, no femboy? - all of these species were on average shorter than sapiens  
 














