i mean not even my own species wants to sleep with me
you dont know how dr ergaster gonna check you out
finally somebody who will benefit from my info dumps
i think technology has most to do with cultural knowledge, not biologic features. IMO you could teach homo ergaster to pilot a train. and to be a communist
Your mom!
she’d probably like you. first date question is if youd fuck homo habilis tho
We seem on a similar level. My brain is also tiny and have a primitive stone tool
no good at using tools
just like me fr
Every single one. No exceptions. If they’re down I’m down.
the courage of true humanist
i would say neanderthal, but pretty sure my ancestors did that a lot already. and not that many generations back. it’s a real Harry and the Hendersons type of situation i got going on here, phenotypically speaking.
The thing about a Java Man is that he’s always going on and on about injecting his
ErectionServiceLocatorBeanFactoryFactoryin places not listed inbeanis.xmland then wondering why he can’t get it upNeanderthal but strictly for the sake of warmth
uh-huh, one of the two species with identifiable DNA still in human descendants ‘strictly for the warmth’
The Homo Erectus jokes just write themselves.
would you though?
Whichever ones pass the Harkness test
which ones do, would you say? the basic harkness test meme seems like it could be accomplished with pretty rudimentary language
- Homo neanderthalensis
- Stocky, adapted to cold
- Tools, social structure, possible rudimentary language
Hell yeah you know what i like
- Homo heidelbergensis
- Found in Europe
I don’t do necrophilia
where the Denisovans?
Denisovans weren’t associated with a described species, they might be now but it’s not too agreed upon yet to my knowledge. Their initial evidence was genetic
e: based on those genetics they might be into you tho
The bottom one i wanna see what them brows do
finally we get a propah freak in herethat far back they’re probably more hairy than me but i could definitely blend in with the africanus or habilis
Neanderthal actually. Adapted to cold sounds something I could really use in winter and learn from
posted up in the cave cuddled beneath a giant bear skin round the fire, thats a vibe
i think i’d try to teach them football though
American Football or soccer? I think either could be funny!
soccer, i was trying to think of a sport where their height wouldnt be a problem
Let’s get the ball ready then, I’m up for it
habalis are good with their hands
