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In occupied Korea you go to jail for eating the pie from the breakroom fridge.
This is the Treat Police presented by Samsung, hands on your head!Do their police sirens go “DAEWOO, DAEWOO, DAEWOO?”
Why even spend all that money prosecuting someone for crime worth less than a dollar ffs come the fuck on you bunch of loser cops. Someone should have had this come across their desk and said “yeah fuck this I ain’t the pie police” and that be that.
The ruling class really likes making an example to keep people in line
When workers strike, spend more on scabs than it would cost to meet their demand
When progressive candidate wants to raise taxes, spend more on the opposition campaign than the taxes would actually cost them
It’s about sending a message
Burgerlander laziness does a lot of bad things, but it also does some good.
The last president of South Korea tried to seize the country because he got bored, the majority of Chaebol executives do not pay their taxes. Chung Mong-koo, the chairman of Hyundai, has personally stolen hundreds of millions.
uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire
after the number of testimonies reached 11,000 the prosecutors realized that the choco pie catastrophe would amount to a Great Purge of the south korean police and armed forces and called it off
‘who is going to arrest them when all police eats choco pies from the fridge?’
gonna be a busy couple of years for the one guy who’s allergic to them
in north korea when you’re so hungry at work but have no money for food you have to eat random desserts out of the fridge, the company you work for throws you in jail because those cakes belong to the companyOccupied Korea is such a shit hole, truly made in America’s image.
They would have kept prosecuting him too, if the entire corporate leadership hadn’t died from Custard Deficiency Syndrome.
Is his name Dick Gumshoe?
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I bet the supervisors were like woah we had nooo idea they were taking this food we watched them take. Fuckers
