We need to shut down all men, until we figure out what the hell is going on.
A Men-o-pause if you will
:kelly:
Y’all and your kellyisms have permanently infected my brain lol
One of us! One of us!
Pluribus but it’s the hexbear hive mind being spread through memes
Does this mean I don’t need to get out of bed today?
Dude was so high he forgot he was a guy who weed is for
I get that. Every time I go into a dispensary they ask if I want the flower and I have to explain that I’m a guy so I only smoke the stems. Give me the woodiest part of the plant or fight me outside.
oh you want wood? yeah thats exactly what a BROAD would say lmao gottem
When I smoke stems, I connect with my entirely male ancestry. I feel what it’s like to be a viking, to be a Roman orator, to participate in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms but NOT the romantic part only the battles.
When I smoke stems, I connect with my entirely male ancestry. I feel what it’s like to be a viking, to be a Roman orator
The Spiceless Melange.
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Cannabis? I don’t want that girly shit, get me some Mannabis™ prerolls in a camo package with a tactical lighter
Yeah, make sure there is enough space for my morale patches too.
be me.
go to new dispensary.
ask budtender, “is the weed here booba or penis?”
budtender laughs and says the weed is good.
i buy weed.
it’s booba.Sativa? Indica? I’ll take a sativo please. Maybe a sativo/indico hybrid.
Sativx.
I invented a weed that makes your dick fall off
Balls too or just the shaft
Haven’t quite figured out the balls part
Wake up babe new gender-affirming procedure just dropped
I got shit to do today.
Because you lib snowflakes never leave your safe space, I’ll help you out: it’s an eighth packed in a shotgun shell, deep-fried and smothered in country gravy, lit with a Boring Company not-a-flamethrower.
you have to use a Saw to open it.
I only smoke weed from male plants.
Enjoy all those seeds lol. WAIT O SHIT AMAZING BIT! Get this guy to buy only male plants and have to de-seed his shitty shwag weed himself! I think we may have just discovered an untapped market.
(Yes I know this is not quite scientifically accurate but god forbid these losers have to learn about hermaphrodite plants and all the gender science around that lmao)
All weed is gay. If you think about weed you are gay. In fact, you don’t even need the weed. You’re gay
mfw
if this weed makes me feel like a girl im gonna crash out
strangely weed does makes me feel more feminine and starting to smoke more of it a few years ago led to me realizing i’m trans lol
Trans-plant
Many such cases, apparently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo_HVe3m0JsApparently I’m a lightweight, because it only took me about 75mg worth of delta 8 edibles
YES i’m not memeing this is what it was like for me, but spread out over many months
if you consume enough THC it’s like a psychedelic
It IS a psychedelic, but it’s usually just so mild that people don’t view it as such. I’m wondering if there might be a specific interaction with autism spectrum/AuDHD since our brains process things a little differently from NTs.
My experience was fairly similar to Sabre’s, but it took me two or three trips before I started disassociating and depersonalizing and started seeing fragments of my “self” as discrete entities that were all squabbling for control while the “main” one – I guess representing my executive function – basically took a weed nap. At the time I didn’t put any more stock in it than I do with dreams, but then it happened again. And again. And again. So my subconscious was definitely trying to tell me something, lol
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I feel so sorry for this dude
Men continue not being ok
“Every time I smoke I end up sucking my hommie’s dick, cuz you been giving me the weed for girls and gays”
if you smoke that as a gay person does it make you go straight? maybe if you smoke enough you’ll become ace because it cancels everything out?
someone saw my list of favorite alcohol and guessed it was from a woman, i can’t have that happen again
barely even gets you high at all
no, no, no I wanted “DUDE WEED” with an extra side of LMAO
