“this is the self-preservation society”

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the mini with you

Not an actual caption, but there’s something fundamentally upsetting about those Mini crossovers that BMW makes these days

Kei Trucks when they reach the american market.

The diminutive hero is captured by the henchmen of the global antagonist, creating tension and a sense of dread. How will the hero escape and retreat to fight another day? Through grit, determination and practical agility.

Alternates:

Charlie Chaplin poses with 2 keystone cops.

when dwarf/gnome/halfling easily dodge rolls between two giants

My festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality