They are going to have to change their sign after I start shaking my ass on the runway
Oh - snap!
How many guys are selling ham in this airport?
- and one of them didn’t come here to make friends. they came to win.
This Christmas, come on a spiritual journey into the competitive world of airport ham.
[gun cock]
“Dad, NO!”
[explosion]
Is that the new Wendy’s Carvers?
In a lonely airport at the end of the year, you’ll be surprised to find that although pigs may not fly- these hams do! Coming to theaters this Hogswatch, December 32nd, it’s: Runway Hams
While googling December 32nd to make sure that was the Terry pratchett thing google AI coughed up this Facebook post with an 11 minute clip from a soviet cartoon
they could be telling the truth if it’s the only ham in the airport
I choose to believe this sign is in Hamburg airport. Have never seen it though.
Chef, give me that runway tarmac meat.
I’m all for honesty in advertising and honestly I’d have to check this out. At least walk past and see what’s up over there. Last time I was in an airport I was fleeced like 50 bucks for two burritos that were unfathomably terrible, so this can’t be worse







