But what is Achille’s Achille’s heel?
Mummy issues
Same as Odysseus
Kryptonite.
Turns out it’s actually just sodomy. Sodomy is Superman’s kryptonite.
I told a coworker once that m&ms were my kryptonite and she went and gave me a huge bag of them. I don’t think the average person understands what kryptonite is.
Saying something is your weakness is common to say it’s something you enjoy so much you can’t help yourself.
Missed opportunity by not dropping dead at the sight of them
Clearly written by someone who never read the Evil Overlord List.
“Oh no, aaagh, now I’m vulnerable to small arms fire!”
In hindsight it’s good superman never needed surgery as a kid.
When he did need a fake tooth extraction he used his heat vision to puncture the sedation gas tube to drug the dentist
Wouldn’t it be you who’s using the word wrong? Or do M&Ms literally make you weak/kill you?
I mean, they do. They’re not exactly there for the nutrition.
She was hitting on you, kryptonite makes you weak in the knees and vulnerable for her to attack.
Forbidden pleasure that you’re too weak to hold back from.
You now are locked in a wicked battle of the wits with your own personal nemesis.
Damnit. I always wanted a nemesis and this Lemmite just casually picks one up with a throwaway comment.
The average person is actually illiterate like in a legitimately does not understand language beyond a 5th grade level kinda way
Pink kryptonite
It was posted to Peter Explains The Joke and the poster was banned for it.
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Superman has never died from Kryptonite but he has died from getting punched in the face by a big dude with boney hands.
I know the person was either actually dumb, or trolling, but reddit really bams people for nothing. That’s why I’m here not there.
This one seems to be bammed for a valid reason though.
Because Reddit has no sense of humor, and should the case be this person actually doesn’t know reddit chooses to be dicks instead of helpful? Nah. I reported Reddit for the pedophilia pictures found on there daily and left anyway. The mods pretend to be gods, the site is run by a CEO who is a pedo, and it is just a trash site. Even honest questions get you banned. Asking why you got banned gets you site wide banned. I can keep going but the bottom line is this was not a valid ban reason.
I think the banning was hilarious and a sign of humour
And also not banned by reddit but a mod of the specific subreddit.
Also is it a legit ban or just a comment? I haven’t seen this version of the reddit UI before
The answer is Magic!
Batman
