Tankies keep getting proven correct so I’m just going to use their predictions to convince people I can see the futire.
Shit’s easy, why has no one done this yet?
It’s because we’re right in an unacceptable way
There was that poster from
who summed it up pretty good when they said something along the lines ofJust because the tankies are correct doesn't mean that they're rightWell duh, we’re left.
Drum roll
Fade to black
Retirement plan: searching polymarket for bets on if the USA is going to do the evil thing
I dont even have to pretend to be psychic. I just am
Could also try being a medium, chuds love that shit.
Not enough folks go around calling themselves “soothsayers” anymore
It’s great to be a “medium” because you can stand in a room full of bored housewives and be like "okay I’m feeling, someone recently passed, first name starts with a…“J”! and someone will be like “waow he really does speak to the dead!”
Forsooth!
Ah you’re making a classic blunder though. You don’t con people by actually predicting the future, you just need to tell them what they want to hear in really vague ways so they can interpret what you said however you want.
“When the moon is shining, the wolves come out to play.”
Diatmat so advanced its indistinguishable from outright magic and remote viewing to libs. Seriously, this is super fun to fuck with redditors with btw.
