the fucking delivery vans need to be an emote omg
:benefits-package:
Trump is so inspirationally consistent in his disrespect of the army and soldiers.
one thing i do like about trump is that he has less respect for the troops than pretty much anybody ahah
watching fox news go through lengths to avoid showing trump at this thing was really funny too. at first when they covered this, they showed footage of trump attending one from the july attacks on iran. then they “corrected” that error. and then the correction essentially cropped out literally everything but the guys carrying the box so that you can’t see trump. why you might ask? trump war his dumbass USA hat while they were doing the ceremony. fox news knows their hogger audience would find that demolition of normal decorum upsetting, so they went out of their way to shield them from it.
Imagine dying for the Epstein coalition and then having your fucking coffin scanned by a delivery driver when they reach the funeral home
dead heroes
They are out there attacking another country entirely unprovoked, they are not heroes.
I love that they’re using creepy windowless vans for troops who die in Operation Epstein Files. The only way it could be more appropriate is if it was a shitty old box van with “FREE CANDY” written on the side.

I don’t have a ready-to-use “FREE CANDY” van/truck because I gave up years ago. Even after lots of googling - google never gave me a real one.
I think the most appropriate would be mercedes-benz vans, considering what they were up to between 1933 and 1945.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zttTNVWwYcc&t=150
The jokes are great, but to be technically correct, this is actually the normal part about it. As Llituro explained earlier in the thread, it’s his silly white USA hat that’s breaking the decorum here.

“Normal”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Do you think they dump them off on their loved ones’ porches like the FedEx guy?
FedEx guy be chucking em in the bushes off to the side fr.
From what I’ve been told, this has been the way the military has moved caskets for a while. The Army wasn’t paying for a whole hearse for every casket. So this is a bit of Lib performance about Trump “not respectin’ da TROOOOOOPS!”
Yeah the footage that Fox News showed of a different transfer that happened years ago shows the same vans, although it is very funny that they used footage from years ago to avoid showing the fact that Trump was wearing a white MAGA cap this time.
It would be funny if that was the problem. Obviously these idiots die, but why not have them a fancy little parade so we can thank some brave troops on the way
Well, we got 'em in bulk so we got that free 2-day shipping!
40pct of this country is grinding and hustling so they can dream of taking out a loan to cover backward baseball caps and a van covered in AI-generated corporate memphis art and rent out a commercial space in the DFW exhurbs surround by sroads so they can sell giant 1000 calorie, 60g sugar cookieslops to every other loser who couldn’t make the cut, couldn’t do the protocol, couldn’t keep up with ice plunges, couldn’t parse Epictetus or Marcus Aurelius, couldn’t play the Gladwell podcast at 2X speed, couldn’t get their ex-wife’s parents to loan them 10k to cover their losses on DraftKings (having missed the parlay by taking the over on Ayton rebounds, like fucking fools).
New site tagline plz
ty, it would be a dream (on top of above).
Prime members get free 2-day shipping on folded flags!
These vans can also be used to catch some volunteers for the ground operation! Very efficient.
You can order compost on amazon now? pog

















