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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 hours ago

Kelly - Strait of Hormones

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Kelly - Strait of Hormones

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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 hours ago
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  • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    did none of us think to do a “strait of hormones” post?

    he always does this.

  • FortifiedAttack [any]@hexbear.net
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    I love how his comic self insert is always a pervert lmao

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      It’s so perfect because it encapsulates CHUDs perfectly.

      They’re prudes with everyone else, and are proud to be horny for themselves. They think it’s a reward they get for conforming so well otherwise.

  • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    “TWERKING”

    *latest fad

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    This is a dense one! Almost missed “thousands of casual tees” doggirl-lol

  • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    i was wondering why the guy had a deus vult tattoo then i realized it’s hegseth

    also: khomeini and the murdered schoolgirls looking down from heaven was an inspired choice

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Pete Hegseth once said in an interview that “beer doesn’t work anymore”, which is like the most alcoholic ass thing to say ever.

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      lol what, does he not know they go up to 10-12% abv now

      • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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        When you’re dusting a bottle of vodka on the way to work the 12 pack no longer cuts it.

      • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Maybe even those aren’t doing it for him anymore wtf

    • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Especially when the average IPA is 9.5%

      • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Actually he’s specifically referring to Colt 45.

    • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Hegseth goes straight for the bottle of cleaning detergent

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Someone should swap his morning whiskey for a shot of bleach

        • anonochronomus [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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          I saw a video of a guy using a bike tire pump and some DIWhy? plastic pressure vessel contraption to vaporize vodka many years ago. That sounds like it could be promising. That or maybe switching to like methylated spirits or paint thinner or something. He has options.

  • ColombianLenin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    No statue of liberty is a recession indicator

    • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      liberty-weeping

  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Breastern front

    michael-laugh

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Stan Kelly is one of the few LIBs worth respecting i-cant

      Like how does this guy parody the American CHUD so perfectly?

  • Hermes [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Kellyfied variant of amerikkka ?

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    “Bored Walk”

    hahaha

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    What’s the reference of the dog on the sky?

    • commiecapybara [he/him, e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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      1980s Bud light mascot

    • uSSRI [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      He was a mascot for budweiser beer decades ago

      • LocalMaxima [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Until he was killed in the drone strike that got Soleimani

  • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOP
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    I’ll be honest, I don’t really know about this one.

    • ThermonuclearHoxha [comrade/them, mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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      New sicko potential

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