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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 4 days ago

hey y'all i'm off to the only foreign trading post in japan at dejima, does anyone want anything?

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hey y'all i'm off to the only foreign trading post in japan at dejima, does anyone want anything?

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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 4 days ago
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  • xijinpingist [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Wooden shoes. Not geta, the Dutch ones.

  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    They got any of those paintings of the racoons with enormous balls?

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      They got some paintings with raccoons with their balls out, but I got to be honest, these raccoon balls are pretty small. Certainly not “enormous”. The guy I was talking to said he’d part with the set of 3 for 400 pounds of cotton, which is a steal IMO

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Hatsune miku bodypollow

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      I asked for one and the shogun immediately shut down the island and banned all foreigners from the country

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        smart move tbf

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Fuck that guy

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Get me some cool manga and retro video games

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      they told me they’re out of stock and won’t have any more for a few centuries. They got some nice porcelian though

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        oh ok thanks anyways

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    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      idk what that is but I showed a pic of it to the guy and he said he’d part with one for some deer pelts

      • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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        Get his ass, but he does that to your dog

  • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    A friend of mine asking for something called Bonsai ? No idea wha he is talking about? But can you get some ?

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      it’s like when he asked

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    See if they have any of those wooden shoes that get you out of the mud. But like, crazy long stilts. I want people wondering “hey, does this idiot plan to just walk over the bottom of the ocean to get to the mainland?” Then they’re the right size. At least if they’re size 42 european.

    thank you! So nice that I don’t have to go!

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      yeah, sure, they got a pair, but the guy is pretty insistent on only accepting either silk or scientific instruments for it. You still want them?

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Can I get some 250GHz photons? I haven’t had any for a long time

    https://deshima.ewi.tudelft.nl/

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      I couldn’t find a merchant who knew what a photon was, they just looked at me funny

      • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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        Who did I find that 140DW E-C’

  • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Reminds me of a themepark map, where’s the log flume? Those are my favourite.

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