Mr. Information gonna be real upset when he finds out
For some reason this trick only works if you have a landlord.
It also removes the squeaky squeal from car and bicycle breaks.
Lard or any hard fat that you have to melt is way better. I hear the heat helps to remove old gunk from the pipes

i raise to you my shitty but honest photoshop version
I raise to you my lazy version because I am on my phone: pretend I did this

AI slop doesn’t know you need to remove the cork to pour out the oil.
Nor does it realize the oil in the bottle needs to reach the hole before it will come out
Or that gravity wants the level of the oil to be horizontal to the ground.
Nor does it realize you need to remove the drain stopper for it to go down.
On the AI’s defense, half of it is of the kind that opens, and that half is open. No idea what’s going on the other side, though.
Looks like photoshop to me.
It is just bad Photoshop.
If we could just harness the raw power of the fiery ball of hatred people have towards AI without any provocation, we could probably power those data centers no prob!
Chat GPT, how much water was used to create this image?
Dunno, we burned a lot of oil though, and now there’s not enough to lubricate the pipes 😔

Mr. Information’s ex-wife, who kept his name for the sake of the kids and hasn’t remarried since, is completely in her element, though.
They always say reuse is better than recycle, this is a great way to reuse some used engine oil.
The secret ingredient is crime.
This image gave me cancer.
Dump eggshells in your food disposal to polish the blades and gain more performance.
You don’t have a .50cal DrainDefender?





