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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

my WIFE says she doesn't like this

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my WIFE says she doesn't like this

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 days ago
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  • Fossifoo [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 day ago

    IDK, if you put your whole house on bad posts, it might not last very long but then again it seems like you plan on using quite a few, so yeah. Personally I prefer brick and mortar.

  • take_five_moments [any]@hexbear.net
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    wow look at this person with a poo room fancy

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A NEW WIFE AM I RIGHT FELLAS HYUK HYUK HYUK

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    she’s right, there’s not enough space in this plan for bad posts

  • Big [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Where’s the goon cave?

    • webp@mander.xyz
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      Bottom right

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Ask her how many hair straighteners she has

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Poo should be the center piece of bad posts

  • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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    The shit that “cancels” is paying attention. They say it’s “cancel culture” to be a grift, but just don’t.

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      ok stop just posting elon tweets

      • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        Why do we have a Grok bot?

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          New ownership demanded we increase productivity

          Nobody could shit out enough posts on their own, so we automated it

      • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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        “Good because of how they spent money on “stream” money” on twitter because the tiktok is only on the “if you make me 'cancel” is good and I know it’s making you gold.

        • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          What is your opinion on genocide in South Africa?

          • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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            It was a good read, including how it still works.

  • cattish [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Is the bat room for a vampire, or a baseball player?

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Yep!

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I’d swap the bad post room and the poo room but that’s just me

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      yeah we’re trying to figure it out too

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