dr. stephen kornfeld
being sent to nebraska
nominative determinism comes for us all eventually
If only there were some kind of way to ensure that the spread of a disease could be stopped…
What’s so fucked is that for a pretty insignificant amount of money you could make a quarantine not that bad. They just need to isolate so find some cabins and have them have a nice wilderness stay for 2 months. Wisconsin or Minnesota would be amazing this time of year. Lotta these people were bird watchers too right?
Just tell quarantined Americans it’s a mandatory Mr Beast challenge
Unfortunately the kind of bird watchers that can afford a cruise like that typically (obviously some people could have been saving for decades) are petite bourgeois and very wealthy. They’re probably too boomer’d up on Facebook AI memes to even consider it. They’d probably call it denying their freedom, or something.
Ok well point a gun at them
Depending on the case, it may take up to 8 weeks between infection and symptoms showing.
Hantavirus Bob
Typhoid Mary
to be completely fair, Kansas is a sort of quarantine as it is so
What if a tornado comes and oops, now the world of oz has hanta.
Quarantines are woke and communist
