sorry you’ll have to make do with chickpeas
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You can’t beanvorce me because I am beanvorcing you!
you just made the biggest mistake of your life. my lawyer, Haricot Vert, is the best in the beansness. him and his bean counters will refry your ass


listen up libeanral

i’m not actually mad at you
my browbone is just shaped like it’s frowning
No, please, I swear I’ll cook them better next time! Don’t leave! What about our child Beanjamin?
I’m going to fight for sole beansudy
You can keep custody of Beanjamin. Beantrice was always my favorite anyway
beanimony







