• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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          “What if we make it hyperviolent like the parent show but it’s mostly ok for teens because the most brutal one hallucinates Avenue V puppets when he dismembers dozens of people with his bare hands and in stead of blood, glitter sprays everywhere?”

          Studio Exec greenlighting Gen V: “SOLD!”

  • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 hours ago

    that guy probably had a meeting with a csuite asshole and brought his notepad thinking he was going to take such good notes and get everything right, but then was only able to write down muppets before he realized he was in a meandering directionless meeting being conducted by an idiot and there was actually nothing to write down

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      He’s on his way back to the consulting firm. There he meets with his colleagues. They ask “did you bring any notes from the meeting?” He throws down this pad that just says “muppets.” His colleagues look at eachother and nod knowingly. Meanwhile back at Doofus Corp, the execs are having another meeting. “What did you all think of the meeting with Chumpnuts Consulting?” they ask. “Bunch of fucking muppets.” one of them says. They all nod knowingly. “Ok great, we’ll meet again next week.”