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Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 hours ago

Thoughts?

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Thoughts?

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Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 hours ago
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  • el_twitto@lemmy.zip
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    6 hours ago

    Needs bacon.

  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 hours ago

    Like the idea, but feel like the hotdog bun is too much bread

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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      8 hours ago

      ive never had a crepe but maybe we can invent some kinda crepe tortilla

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 hours ago

    Hell yea. Add hazelnut spread

  • MeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    8 hours ago

    Your counters are so clean I’m jealous

  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 hours ago

    I’ll allow it.

    Into my belly

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    10 hours ago

    That shit would slap if I was drunk (which I am).

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    11 hours ago

    Very appeeling

    I wouldn’t split at the sight of it

    Banana

  • dkr567 [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I would get rid of the bun and just spread it on the banana itself, which could be okay and very slightly be a less sugar bomb.

  • JDvecna [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    11 hours ago

    Low tier jelly

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      11 hours ago

      Should have used boysenberry

      • the_weez@midwest.social
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        10 hours ago

        Boysenberry is the shit!

  • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    11 hours ago

    too dry, but might be interesting if they made the bread from cake

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      11 hours ago

      Drink a glass of milk with it.

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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    11 hours ago

    Still healthier than a hot dog.

  • average [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    8 hours ago

    I’d try it.

  • Athena5898 [any]@hexbear.net
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    8 hours ago

    Pretty good. I’ve done something similar but not with a banana. That is genius

  • Salah [ey/em]@hexbear.net
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    8 hours ago

    Would be delicious with higher quality ingredients

    • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      5 hours ago

      some actual good pb, some less sugary jam, a less sugary roll as well, and this would be actually great

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      7 hours ago

      How much higher quality can you get?

      • Salah [ey/em]@hexbear.net
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        I don’t live in the US so basically everything I get from a store tastes better. I’d get peanut butter that has no other ingredients than peanut, bread that contains fibers and jelly that doesn’t contain corn syrup.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    11 hours ago

    Got me and my coworkers laughing at its absurdity

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