not that difficult to choose between 3 years and a life sentence
Now if grandma was still alive that’s an easy choice, she used to play Everquest.
Idk is she doing anything else other than playing it like 8 hours a day? Does she still have to do her job? Can she look stuff up online?
If she made it a full time thing I think she might get it in like a year or so probably even less, also I’d imagine she’d be highly motivated to get me out of jail.
She is also allowed to look up stuff online. No cheats though.
OK but is co-op considered cheating? According to Miyazaki no, according to the most annoying gamers yes but which is the rule here?
Also does this include the DLC? The Elden Beast, maybe not that big a deal but Consort Radahn is gonna be a problem
Base game plus DLC. Coop is allowed. (im not a monster)
I think she has a pretty good chance then, I trust my mom.
After 5 minutes of trying, my mom would opt to let me rot
I have faith that my mom could beat Elden Ring in 1-2 years if my brother coaches her.
Does my mom know about this deal? If so, I’d say until she beats Elden Ring. If my freedom was on the line, I’m sure she would lock in. She’s worked with computer stuff all her life, even if they weren’t games.
Rocky Montage of your mom losing to the first boss over and over then you coming out of prison 10 years later
3 yrs
my mom is only good at read smut novels, have bad opinions about immigrants, and eat hot chip
I would never do that to my mom, she enjoys the outside and hates screen games.
I’d rather go to jail no g*mers not even my ma.
The only good answer
She’s got me out in a week tops. Used to tell me about how she’d play racing games on the PS1 and loved the ones where “she could beat the hell out of the other racers with a bat on a motorcycle”.
If she found a way to like d-pad only steering she’s probably clearing bosses in like sub-50 attempts.
Road Rash mom go on Chapo (specifically one of Felix’s gamer episodes)
HOLY SHIT THAT’S THE EXACT ONE
(I forgor tha name)I wouldn’t be surprised if she also loved (or would love) Twisted Metal and Vigilante 8. That was an era with a lot of neat combat focused driving games lol.
My dad only played like Vegas Stakes on SNES lol.
I gave up on Elden Ring after 2 hours. People said to just explore the map fully and level up before trying anything major but everywhere I looked I was getting my ass kicked. I’ve never played a soulslike game before.
A recurring theme in these games is being completely overwhelmed and fighting the urge to just give up. They’re definitely not for everyone. I bounced off Dark Souls 1-3 for years trying to see what the big deal was, and then it just kinda clicked. They really are amazing games (Elden Ring is probably in my top 3 of all time) but I totally understand not getting it.
If you DO ever decide to try Elden Ring again, the area people were probably telling you to head for to level up with slightly easier fights is across a large bridge to the SE of where you start. Once you have Torrent you can just ride through all the bullshit on the bridge and start having fun on a decently large island with weaker fights. There’s nothing in the game to tell you this, it of course immediately points you toward a direct path to some fairly hard bosses 🤷♂️
If she can use summons and coaching is available I can be free in a few days.
My mom is dead so if my understanding of the series is correct she kind of already beat Elden Ring.
The only winning move… is not to play…!
Honestly I think a totally fresh person, if they are motivated and willing to look up online guides, could nail down Elden Ring in a couple hundred hours, max. That’s a few weeks if you’re not doing anything else, a couple months if you have to split time between a job and living life.
So the real question is, would your mom be motivated enough to practice and research towards the goal? For me that’s a yes. Then I’d get out and she’d immediately shove a controller in my hand and tell me to git gud.
My mother don’t give a flying fuck about me, so I’ll just take my 3 years.
