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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

pick 4

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pick 4

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • jimmyjohnsandwich9 [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago

    The Green Giant, The Noid, Burger King and Kool-Aid Man

    • DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I agree heavy with the noid pick that little fucker is AMBULATORY as hell and just shows up places randomly. Teleportation. If I was fighting him he’d just shank me from the ether like it was nothing.

      • Crowtee_Robot [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        There’s a reason you avoid the Noid instead of fighting.

    • WIIHAPPYFEW [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      this but replace the King with Jack Jackinthebox, that motherfucker has canonically beaten the shit out of ppl

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        That guy shouldn’t have called it Junk in the Box, he coulda just tried the Jumbo Jack peacefully

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      The Green Giant (size) and the Kool-Aid Man (enough strength to burst through walls) makes sense to me, but why the other two?

      Personally, I’d go for Chester Cheetah (predatory big cat, very fast) and Little Caesar (armed with a spear, a deadly weapon with length and reach)

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        I chose The Noid because for some reason I thought he had super powers lmao, and my choice for Burger King was since hes a king hes got to have burger knights or something right? And he might have a castle I could hide out in

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        1 month ago

        This was gonna be my exact pick.

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