We love our mods, don’t we folks?
the admin doesn’t want to talk to me after I’ve been concern trolling for a straight week and said my purpose posting is to make Hexbear look bad
this nerd was and continues to be particularly odious, I want nothing to do with you and am not obligated to hear you out
Also love how this mf thinks we’re suppressing dissent because we’re trying to keep our users from seeing the truth, like their politics are so good it’ll convince this site to abandon communism
As the facilitator of the purge, let me tell you this: at least half of purged users (i’m pretty sure at least 60-something) were either users of !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works/!tankiejerk@lemmy.world or were directly talking shit about this site by name, sometimes where they think we couldn’t hear it. These chucklefucks do not deserve our time
I wish I could believe you, but this guy who said he’s on a mission from God to destroy communism and receives checks from the US government says you’re not to be trusted.
I’ve been owned. I’m turning my antifa card to my CPC handler, in disgrace 
Everything’s coming up Zenz!
like their politics are so good it’ll convince this site to abandon communism
if they were allowed to post on hexbear -
their first post: …but have you considered HUMAN NATURE?
hexbear: disintegrates
Right. Suppressing dissent like… Imagine thinking we haven’t heard the fucking “default” politics of 99% of the internet and you’re going to come here and bring us the good word.
Exactly, as if its possible for us to live in an echo chamber. I with there was a way for us to never hear Vuvvezzuula, Uighur, Hololodor, 100 gorillion dead, no iphone, tank man massacre
Is there a way to report a user to y’all for great purging if we see them saying some fucked shit on non hexbear comms?
DM me the user and example
there’s a lemmy purge?
But they called the manager! Doesn’t that mean anything anymore?
A lot of people don’t seem to understand that “post hog” is a mocking take on “post tits” used by the right to demean and harass women who out themselves in any given community because they used to have the attitude “there are no women on the internet”.
Nobody actually wants them to post their dick. Although it would be extremely fucking funny if they did. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with punching up in this way and anyone that doesn’t understand there is a difference between punching down and punching up can fuck right off.
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Make them write their username on the trunk to prove it’s not just one they grabbed online.
trunk
A man is in a tragic accident and awakens in the hospital. The doctor and nurse are there and after the basic checks the doctor pulls up a chair.
“I have some terrible news, sir. You were in a terrible accident and you lost your penis.”
The man is shocked, and starts to weep, but the doctor continues.
“Since you were unconscious, we did put a replacement in place for you. The only problem is that all we could find in such short notice was a baby elephant trunk.”
The man checks it out and is satisfied with the replacement. He’s released from the hospital a few days later and returns to his life.
A few weeks later he has his first date since the accident. He’s having a nice conversation with his date when he hears the distinct sound of his pants zipper slowly opening. He blushes, hoping his date didn’t hear the noise.
A few moment later the end of the baby elephant trunk that is his penis snakes over the edge of the table, snuffing and tapping, searching over the table cloth. His date notices and watches, eyes wide.
Suddenly, it grabs a dinner roll from his bread plate and whips back under the table.
“Was that your penis?” his date asks, her eyes wide and her cheeks flushed.
Embarrassed, he can only nod and the color rises in his cheeks.
“That was amazing,” she said, “Can it do it again?”
He shrugged, “Probably, but I don’t know if my asshole can take another roll.”
I’m going to use this joke IRL at some point and probably botch the delivery
omfg I did not expect that punchline I’m fucking crying
It’s so funny though
The first time we got one on the subreddit was so good
Literally the stuff of legends
jjaredsw1 you are not forgotten
was that the nazi who rage posted their shriveled chode
:leo-point:
that was the one hated himself for being gay and the whole sub trip to talk sense into him but only after he posted hog. mods banned him for antisemitism but hopefully this group therapy session did him some good.
jfc motherfuckers really be showing their whole ass
loreThis is a deep
chapotraphouse cut
I didn’t think it had anything to do with what you just said. I remember it being a meme that started on Reddit as a way of calling someone a rightwing person who is making stuff up. Both “post hog” and “hogout or logout”.
The founding incident happened when users baited a rightwing user by demanding they post pictures of their penis as evidence in a ‘pics or it didn’t happen’ situation. With the chapo subreddit and so many other left-wing subreddits now removed from Reddit, sadly I can’t find the original thread anymore.
I didn’t think it has anything to do with what you just said.
Well it did.
If you can’t see how “hog out or log out” is intentionally analogous to “tits or gtfo” you’ve missed a fairly important part of it.
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Etymemology
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I was there but I don’t remember many of the particulars. I think people were saying he must have a tiny dick because of some shitty things he was saying. It was a pretty normal dick for what its worth but he had it clenched in a weird death grip.
I legit never got the connection til now, good context
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Hey. Your username seems familiar.
every time lolAm I missing anything?
You already know you are, which is why you’re being intentionally reductive.
Let me see your dick
Every time.
Oh god, it’s this person again?
This person is completely obsessed with us and is always screaming for mods. No chill at all, needs to go take a break from the internet. Always making these huge posts full of citations and graphs and shit chronicling how impolite we are. I don’t even know what their politics are or anything but this has gotten really silly.
Them:
Hexbear:
Me:
I wanna see the rudeness chart
Excuse me buster you’re registering an overflow on the nasty-meter 🌡🚨
For real though one of the examples of unforgivable rudeness was posting the
emojiomg mods iv been completely owned wtf
I love how any of these posts go limp if you ask
So what did you post anyway?
I was just politely expressing my disgust for the lesser races and here comes the Hexbear brigade to harass me
Lol. Lmao even.
Lemmee user if you’re reading this, post your hog.
How dare you post sexual comments! I will be reporting you to the mods, your mother, and the principal for this.
I’m comfortable posting full cokc and balls but I get the feeling this is all a ruse and I’ll get banned for posting my hog…
Don’t. Its not fun if you’re into it.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
this is a
website
I love how they come here starting shit…
Yes, some of my comments are done with the aim of making hexbear look bad. (source)
And then go and whine about it!
Typical liberal entitlement
Funny thing is you don’t have to try to make us “look bad”, our mere existence is an affront to liberals
“this sure makes you look bad” they say as they get lined up in a ditch by the fascists is the extent of what libs will do
mods:
Lemmy
nerds:
Pleased Hexbearite userbase:
I serve the people
smh. @Egon@hexbear.net what the hell? size shaming? really?
do better.
Yeah I acknowledged this in a response to one of the main admin threads about conduct on the site. It wasn’t good, and I regret it, the comment did also get removed which I think was right to do. I’m glad this was pointed out to me as it allowed for a moment of self-reflection.
We are not immune to self-crit and sometimes we are confronted with our faults.No worries, comrade, we’ve all got shit we’re working on.
“How dare someone tell me to post hog out.”
The average Hexbear user:
spoiler
🚨BRIGADING!!! 🚨
evil tankie… VOTE MANIPULATION: Exhibit A
goobers cannot comprehend we might possibly just not want to interact with them
It’s not as if we are against “censoring” people based on their politics, the accusation is that they defederated from hexbear for obviously political reasons while claiming to be free speech platforms for everyone
Hexbear never is, never has, never claimed to be, and never will be a free speech platform
if that offends you, I’ll help you pack
Waow
(Basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased)
Yeah, we openly defed from instances for being too chuddy or whatever while other instances concern troll about “brigading” and such
Unrelated but it’s always funny to see a call-out post with the little “oh but please don’t be mean to them!” People online send death threats if you look at them weird, you know what you’re doing
please be mean to me actually, it’s funnier
Literally the 4chan copypasta about the old sub, except in earnest this time lmao.
