Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)
I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle’s hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!
I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
While you were galavanting about at vaudeville, I studied the blade.
Me: I wonder if they have
white guys in 1890White guys in 1890:
I work with the top picture, he goes by his DnD name “mage”.
i hate to say it, but The Last Samurai would not have worked at the box office if they went with this guy over Tom Cruise.
that Civil War neckbeard
we’ve found patient zero
deleted by creator
He doesn’t know what he’s unleashing into the world
omae wa mo shinde iru
Doing cultural appropriation before it was cool
I think 1890 is when it peaked in being considered cool lmao
British dudes running around Egypt and Africa looking for lost relics and tombs to loot. Lawrence of Arabia (TE Lawrence) was born right around this time. Brits going on conquests for exotic spices and teas.
What are Hexbear’s thoughts on TE Lawrence?
Some things never change
We found him, we found Patient Zero
the og weeb
baka gaijin 😭
desho
this photo is actually from another timeline where gunboat diplomacy backfired really hard
Nothin personnel, kid
