I usually end up rubbing mine all over the terminal because each one seems to be a special snowflake with the NFC spot and I can just hear the voice in my head: “That’s not it… That’s not it either” then the cashier has to show me exactly where it is.

Nonsense. You assert dominance by laying your credit dick across its POS face. Nothing fem about that.

the seconds sentence is like satire but it’s twitter so idk

Real men take what they want and don’t apologize. If you’re not serving 25-life for multiple petty robberies that escalated to attempted murder for no discernible reason other than insecurity about your dick size then you’re not a real man.

That is so needlessly and intensely erotic

Penetrative thrust into the chip reader 😩

Here’s exactly what my feed looks like. I’d say this is further evidence that the straights are not okay.

What is wrong with straight people? Are they okay?

Why are y’all taking this seriously?

This guy has definitely fucked a chip reader.

I insert mine vigorously because my NFC chip doesn’t seem to work reliably.

Now I might remember to look them in the eye while I transact.

No dad it’s not hormones I just accidentally tapped my card at the store and instantly grew a set of boobs.

There is nothing more fragile than the masculinity of “bros” who worship masculinity.

I do the thrust, but it’s because I’m old and forget that tapping is an option.

Paying for things is feminine. You should punch the cashier and shout “this is mine!” like a real man.

/s, obviously

Instructions unclear, my penis is stuck in a card reader and I have a lifetime ban from Chipotle.

Can someone make a shitty shop of a card reader with a card in it and a aheago face please?