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Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 hours ago

You're telling me a toffee ejaculated this latte?

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You're telling me a toffee ejaculated this latte?

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Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 hours ago
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  • SchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    16 hours ago

    I have two wolves inside of me.

    One is saying that £6.20 converts to about $8.25, which is ludicrous in and of itself for any fast food coffee drink, but knowing how much sugar they jam in these things 237 calories must be a small. That is beyond outrageous.

    The other is saying toffee nut latte is better than toffee nut early.

    • TheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      14 hours ago

      starbucks is ridiculously priced, and all of their coffee is burnt. i do not get the appeal in the slightest, but they have so much brand loyalty it’s absurd

      • Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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        Their flavored lattes are a guilty pleasure for me, but lately I’ve preferred Black Sheep Coffee for big chain sugary drinks with mass produced coffee. I was under the impression that most people who go to Starbucks aren’t much of a passionate fanbase. They’re practically everywhere, and perfectly fine if you want a seasonal latte, but there’s no reason to expect high quality beans that would taste good without all the syrup.

        • TheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]@hexbear.net
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          yea you’re right, that take is prob a bit social media poisoned. i just see them worshipped a lot online

    • moss_icon [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      16 hours ago

      The same people who drink one of these will act like one can of Monster Energy will give you a heart attack.

  • Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    15 hours ago

    nut

  • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    17 hours ago

    why’s that so hard to believe?

    • Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      17 hours ago

      I’ve had toffee in my mouth plenty of times, and not once have they ever nutted. And don’t you dare tell me it’s a skill issue.

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.zip
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        Well, first you have to ask the toffee what they want, what pleases them. Some might like a little biting, others expect heavy tongue work, some just want sucked.

        After establishing both parties desires comes the hard part, do you and the toffee feel that spark? That connection? If you’re not hitting that emotional resonance, of course it’s going to be a blander experience.

      • TheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]@hexbear.net
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        i sucked on some toffee the other day and it nutted, think it was a cashew bark situation

      • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        16 hours ago

        Your total lack of oral skills does appear to be relevant

        • Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          How dare you! My oral skills are so good they’ve been branded counter-revolutionary Reaganite propaganda.

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    That price is insane lol

  • BabyTurtles [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    14 hours ago

    Starbucks is adding gay semen to their coffee.

    • Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      6 hours ago

      This is an outrage! Worker protections are supposed to ensure that EVERYONE, straight white males included, should never face employment discrimination. WOKE DEI is forcing straight men out of the cum milking workforce!

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      14 hours ago

      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video

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