“The robot punches the other robot”
This movie already exists and it’s called Real Steel (2011)
This will make that movie look like high cinema
someone please tell me i’m eating the onion because this is too stupid
Sorry.
No I saw that movie already, it starred hugh jackman
They already made this movie, it was called Real Steel
The only thing i want from vin diesel is another Riddick movie. Preferably without him even in it.
I like him as Riddick tbh
I don’t know, that Hannibal movie he’s been pretending he wants to make for a while could be fun.
Oof.
I hope it’s going to be in the Barbie Extended Universe
sorosfootsoldier types this comment and four years later the Mattel Metaverse is worth five billion in trumpcoin
“which MCU are you referring to?”
plastic toy robot boxer goes to a portal to experience bare knuckle boxing in Dickensian London and has an existential revelation
I think they should make a movie called “Dice” about the guilt two twin brothers have to live with after their repeated doubles shenanigans result in a thimble being unjustly imprisoned without even getting to pass Go. It will star Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Robert Downey Jr and it will be worth every penny of its $3.6 billion budget
With a special guest appearance as The Man Who Usta Be Dice by Andrew Clay. Clay will say his two minute appearance was done as a “favor”. He’ll demand $500 million but the studio will talk to him down to $75 mil. A bargain really.
He really went with ”One Race Films” for the name of his production company?
I googled and googled and I could not find an official answer. Here’s an obscure Reddit thread…
Why did Vin Diesel name his production/film company “One Race Productions”?
I think it might have to do something with his race. He has black ancestry and he couldn’t get roles in the beginning of his career because he wasn’t black enough to play a black guy and he wasn’t white enough to play a white guy.
Maybe so, the company was established in 1995 in the beginning of his career. Around 5 years before any Fast & Furious movies.
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Rant: Fuck google.
Hmm, I guess it makes sense for it to be an ironic name for a company started by a mixed race person (Diesel never met his biological dad and was raised by a black adoptive father, although his biological dad’s background is unknown).
I know much of anything important about him but I assume he’s a good guy. Yet he gave one of his companies a very shitty name and over decades many people surely told him was terrible but for mysterious reasons or at least reasons google doesn’t know - he refused to change it.
but I assume he’s a good guy.
there were some allegations a few years ago but i never saw any followup
Allegations of what?
The studio will at least attempt to astroturf another “chicken jockey” moment around Vin Diesel saying “you knocked his block off!” or something to that effect
“you knocked his block off!”
I just realized something. That will probably be the theme of the tv series comedy spin-off.
Do you think vin’s gonna be the red robot or the blue robot?
Dunno. But I bet he’s going seem like he’s about to lose but he’ll Dwayne Johnson his opponent in the end. Johnson puts him winning all fights into every movie contract he signs.
I’m into this if and only if the treat it like a serious sports movie, but the robots look exactly as brightly colored and goofy as the toy.
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best method actor known to mankind
method
How dare you. No one could be more Vin Dieselest. You surely meant to write…
best beyond method actor known to mankind
This reads like it was written by ChatGPT
Vin Diesel? I sure hope it has one.
