What about existential sex?

It does exist and I’m ranked Bronze II (350 ELO) let’s go

not many people know this, but ELO isn’t an acronym and Elo was the last name of the guy who came up with it

sex with me is always ranc. :(

I’m currently experiencing ELO decay

I’m stuck in spectator mode :/

Yeah that’s why it’s called grindr

That just BDSM. Playing support untill master

Yeah. The ranks are Dating and Partner and you only get access to ranked matches at a certain branch of the Romance social tree.

i bet there are people who are Really Serious About Fucking, but as recreation not as sex work, and i bet they’re cool. i bet that’s ranked sex basically

Formal sex is when you are both wearing top hats and butterflies

I don’t play ranked i just do scrims with my partner we don’t care about rank but i think she knows hers would be higher

fukken elo 2200 at fingering

I don’t believe you.