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Nothing wakes a cat owner faster than the sound of hyuk hyuk HYUK HYUUURK on the only piece of carpet in the house.
Or a dog owner
my cat likes to fake hyuk ON THE BED and then turn and look at us like “so you’re up! and my food bowl is mysteriously empty!”
I hope my cat doesn’t learn that trick.
True, but also no slop water drinking or wet dog smell. Give and take
Lol, you got me… But my dog would die for me. It’s my honor to walk her in the snow. In fact, I’m hardly even worthy.
My cat would die for me too. He’s my little one-eyed one-brain-cell angel
My cat went up against a dog that was twice his size because it was fucking with our other cat. He didn’t even like our other cat.
My cat would kill for me. Innocent people. Minding their own business.
Adorable! My cat looks just like him. He is a rare neurologic FIP survivor, my miracle baby.
Did you copy paste my cat? He is an orange pirate as well
Aww. Snuggle pirate
You would be surprised by a cats loyalty.
This but with my cat standing on my chest screaming in my face for no reason
Lucky. Your cat faces you while standing on your chest screaming its head off. I wake up to the 'ol one eye winker.
On occasion though, that pic is accurate and so worth it.
Right before the unprovoked slash attack
Can’t argue with that; I’m nursing some scratches from this morning.
Make it 5, and only one or two are screaming. The rest are nipping at my fingers or nose, throwing paws in my mouth or on my eyes, or circling around my legs. All because we want breakfast, and breakfast time is “whenever moms alarm goes off, or we wake her up”.
the cat: “wake up and feed me instead of strangling me”
This is why I don’t feed the cats in the morning but instead before bed.
or thier butt on your face after using the litterbox.
Imagine sleeping in cat hair tho
I find dogs shed significantly more than cats in general.
They smell a lot worse, too.
In my experience it depends. Most cats smell better, but I had one cat that wasn’t great at cleaning herself and definitely had a bit of a stink
Conversely, my dog is a northern breed and doesn’t have much natural smell, plus he likes to roll in my fresh sheets, so he usually smells like fabric softener
Imagine doing laundry? Yeah the fur sheds, but you just clean more often to compensate, it’s fine.
Nah you can’t do laundry fast enough to not sleep in fur constantly. My dog has his own bed and he’s short haired and still I have have several air purifiers and clean at least once per day to maintain everything. So people who sleep with cats are straight up hoarder territory of nasty imo lol - tho I don’t judge as connecting with an animal like this might be well worth the mess for some people.
imagine not
Done
As someone with both, I actually really appreciate that my dog forces me out on regular walks.
Yep, without my dog there are days I would not get out of bed, and feel like shit because of it. Even if it’s winter, it’s good for my mental health.
Agreed, my dog has probably kept me significantly more physically and mentally healthy than I would be without him.
But your cat “gets” you
this is fake news. puppygirls for example do not like going out in blizzard.
My dog doesn’t have a shit box in my house that I have to clean constantly. That makes up for the 3 months it’s a little cold out.
Are you saying you don’t clean up after your dog? Otherwise, you’re cleaning up shit daily. Litter boxes are not typically cleaned daily(constantly) and they make auto litter boxes that clean themselves.
What are you smoking? You need to clean litter boxes daily.
And your claim is that most everyone does?
Litter boxes are not typically cleaned daily
Your house smells like cat shit, you are simply nose blind to it. Please clean up after your cat shits.
None of that makes what I said untrue. I don’t even have cats, lol.
Then let me tell you as a cat owner, that you should clean litter boxes (at least) once per day 😅
There are reports that those automatic litter boxes are not safe for cats. Don’t use them.
Small dog in a fenced yard, picking up after him is a non issue. His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there’s never enough to become a problem. If he goes while on a walk, i pick it up.
His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there’s never enough to become a problem.
Your yard and shoes smell like dog shit, you’re simply nose blind to it. Please clean up after your dog shits.
Have we met? You have absolutely no basis to make that claim. My yard and shoes smell fine, my sense of smell is fantastic. Why don’t you worry about your own yard rather than making assumptions about mine?
I don’t have a yard. Now who’s making assumptions, hmmm?
It’s just your specific case. If you have an outdoor cat you also don’t have to maintain a cat toilet.
I don’t think it’s good to have outdoor cats. They’re very destructive to small animals (songbirds included) in the area.
No, I’m representative of all dog owners. If a cat is left outside, it is technically a form of mountain lion, which does not count.
Dogs rool, cats drool.
No, they just come and shit in my yard instead.
The neighbours cats have made it their goal to shit in our vegetable garden and burying the little turd there. I dislike them as much as people that dont pick up after their dogs.
Squirrels, chipmunks and rabbits must also piss you off. Also bears.
Nice non-equivalent there buddy.
What do you mean “no”? Your cat-owning neighbors don’t maintain a cat toilet, do they? Just as I said, so “yes”.
No, as in they dont have to maintain their outdoor cat.
I get to do that instead. Oh joy for me.
Oh, ok. Glad we are on the same page here. Enjoy.
Is scooping poo out of a box daily really any worse than bagging it up on a walk daily?
Especially with big dogs where you’re picking up fresh, steaming, human-sized turds with nothing but a few microns of plastic between it and your hand.
For big dogs, I wear boots and kick the dookie into a fine mist against my neighbors houses as a disposal method. I have warrants in 3 states.
Having it in the house constantly coating everything (usually clean laundry) with a dusting of poo is definitely worse.
they have the genuine automatic litterbox that arent death traps, i see people hating scooping up poo use those.
I’d say the weather is a factor
Bagging it up on a walk is decidedly worse than scooping it out of a litter box if the dog happens to have diarrhea. At least the litter clumps up, making cleanup much easier…
Good luck training a dog to use the box consistently though.
If your dog has diarrhea. You just leave it? Or pour water over it?
Why would you try to pick it up
Fenced yard with a small dog, so I don’t have to pick it up on the daily, only if he poops on a walk.
Why don’t we just train dogs to use a litter box? 🤔
Or a toilet? One of my previous cats used the toilet all on her own. If she could figure it out without help, surely training a dog should be easy enough.
I trained my dog on a litter box. She only pees in it. I’m very glad I did.
However, I’m fortunate enough to have a basement I could put it in where it’s out of sight.
That’s a thing and people.do, especially apartment dwellers. Dogs learn it quick too.
It’s just no one would have an animal shit in a box in the house unless they absolutely had to.
Oh…
- I don’t train my dog to use a litter box because I don’t want to clean out a shit box.
- You probably could train one to use the toilet, but you’d probably need to make some modifications to make it possible. I don’t see most breeds of dogs being able to balance themselves quite well enough for things to work 😅
Cats leap and perch with more ease than dogs so you’d need a contraption that might get in your way.
Its a good idea, but from my understanding, you still have to take dogs on daily walks. Maybe not first thing in the morning, but at least once a day or so
Clearly you don’t live as far north as I do. :P
Nah, it gets plenty cold here, I’m mostly just playing around with the classic dog people vs cat people war.
I’m fortunate to have a fenced yard and a dog that absolutely does not fuck with the cold. He’s out, does his duty, then back in within like 2 minutes.
Well, for reference, the city I currently live in has a -19C/-3F minimum average temperature.
I generally prefer cats over dogs for other reasons, though.
I wish my cats would nap with me like that, but it’s my fault for not getting them used to it when they were kittens. They’ll stay put for a minute under my arm and then dart off the bed.
I think its part personality too.
I was surprised my cats weren’t sitting on my lap, so when they were close to two years old I started holding them captive for very short periods while petting them how they like, and now I can’t keep them off me. It seemed like the only reason they weren’t sitting on humans before is that they didn’t think it was safe.
Aww, yeah, cats are like that. It speaks volumes of people who can earn their complete trust.
That’s not my case here, as we treat them with utmost respect. I actually have all of them on my bed right now, but they just don’t tolerate being cuddled that close. One of them does like kneading and sleeping on us, but It has to be on his terms or he doesn’t want it.
Yeah, that’s what I figured they were like and why I was content to let them be if they didn’t want to sit on me. We just kept having these moments where they clearly wanted to snuggle, but seemed to be afraid I would crumble beneath them and shatter their tiny paws to dust. We’re getting to a point now where I can even adjust my position underneath them, but only sometimes.
this cat clearly wants to escape in the picture
“Halp meh!”
Mine sleeps with me but will randomly start clawing at my neck while purring in the middle of night.
I think she thinks that’s “petting.”
That’s kneading. Kittens will knead at their mother’s stomach while nursing, and adult cats usually continue the behavior to a lesser or greater degree. Some do it subtly and gently, and others are made of knives.
The dog can go run out back and shit, I’ll pick it up in the spring.
that’s a long time to leave a dog outside
You clearly have never tried to get a Bernese Mountain Dog out of fresh fallen snow.
I have a golden that loves -20 and new snow. Plays in it for hours with her magpie buddies.
it keeps well around 0C. It only spoils when it starts to warm up outside
Yeah I’m a cat person and when I go outside in the snow I want to go alone. No brown or yellow snow, no wimpering because their paws are too cold. Just me and some crisp solitude.
You do you boo. One of my best memories is seeing my puppy frolick in the show for the first time. Just getting up the mountain is a bitch with him in the car.
For dogs that are bred for snow, no question. My last dog was a rescue who was cold on cold summer days. He hated snow, he’d shit inside rather than go out.
No brown or yellow snow
you’re really missing out. can’t let the dogs have all the fun
Dog shoes my friend. They make fleece, rain boots, waterproof winter, lots of choices. I found a local grandma that makes them but they’re also sold at pet stores.
My last dog wouldn’t wear them. He was a rescue so I didn’t know his background, but if you touched his paws he freaked out!
Cats rule.
My cat’s winter workout is walking from bed to food bowl and back.
So, have an invigorating walk with your buddy or wake up with red eyes and a runny nose, but at least you were warm and comfortable?
Im not allergic to pets.
Are you claiming dog people who are being forced to walk through blizzards don’t get sick or something?
No. I am , unfortunately, allergic to cats.
Does this happen to people who aren’t allergic?
It can but my body adapted after a few weeks. Others may not be so lucky.
Legit a tough choice
I’ve owned most of the common furry pets (except guinea pigs and rats) and there’s unique challenges with taking care of each of them. What is burdensome is also different for each person.
I love cats but I don’t think I’d adopt another. I don’t want to catproof my shelves nor my plants. I don’t want to smell kitty litter either.
I love rabbits but same thing. I don’t want to rabbitproof my house. I don’t want to clean litter boxes. And most importantly, I don’t want the hassle of finding someone to take care of them when I’m gone.
I love dogs and will probably stick to dogs. I like going on walks and sitting in the yard. I don’t mind drying his paws off when it rains or walking the yard weekly to pick up his turds.
All pets are great. Animal companionship is the best.
My advice is to never get birds, it is very different from other types of pets. I love having them, but it honestly requires a certain level of insanity. Which means keeping them is absolutely not for most people
I don’t think I’ll get another pet that requires a cage after hamsters! (My rabbits were raised like cats, litter trained and no cage)
Birds shouldn’t really be caged either, though it does create some problems how to keep them safe in your home (especially with other pets). Personally I have them just free in their own room, and they only sleep in their cages (for safety). If I couldn’t do that, I’d have them in an aviary when I can’t supervise them.
Perhaps “cage” was the wrong word - I meant pets I have to corral to a specific location…but I would prevent my cat from going outside so maybe that’s not it either lol
So I guess it’s just back to my original point: I find the space and care accomodations required for birds to be much too inconvenient
Oh that is an entirely valid point! And again, I definitely would not recommend birds to anyone, it’s that type of thing where you kinda need to stumble into by yourself. It’s just, like with rabbits, people still have misconceptions about keeping them in cages, and I’m always ready to correct facts about that… Since some people still get even those tiny round cages and put birds in them, it’s truly awful
That’s my friend’s parents. They get little budgies and keep them in the worst cages which means they only get the worst parts of pet ownership
Heartbreaking! Poor birds :(
Cats aren’t necessarily little bastards. Mine has never knocked anything over, doesn’t climb onto anything other than the couch and bed, and ignores all of my houseplants.
Also, kitty litter is awful. Pelletized horse bedding is a much better option. Cheaper, lighter, easier to clean up, compostable. It smells like pine trees instead of piss-soaked clay.
Also, kitty litter is awful.
You’re not buying the right kitty litter.
Recommendation?
We use tidy cats stone pellets with the pee pads liner.
Not environmentally friendly, but it’s the first time I’ve actually not minded dealing with the box.
We never used normal litter, it’s terrible. We used to use the tidy cats brand scoop able stuff. And that worked… Fine. Solids came out easy enough. But urine was either too gummy if you tried scooping it too soon. Or it broke up into stinky little bits too small for the scoop, if you waited too long. And God forbid the cat dig to the bottom before peeing, so the clay glues itself to the bottom of the bin, amplifying the goo/break problem.
And eventually, no matter how well you scoop, the little bits of urine build up and start to stink like ammonia, until you have to throw all the litter away and wash the box. Which is extra unpleasant if it’s winter.
But the stone pellets and pad? The solids are easily scooped. And the urine is trapped in the pad, locked in, never smell it.
And no matter what you do, cats will track litter around the house. But the stones are so big and heavy that they almost all fall off the paw before they make it 5 feet from the box, so the area to clean is much smaller. And the stones are surprisingly less annoying to step on.
My friend has the cedar pellets, and it’s better than litter, yes, in some ways. But I still smell the ammonia.
I will say we’ve never tried the crystal cat litter, and some of our other friends swear by it.
I’ve met many people that were confident their house did not smell like cat urine. Fewer that were correct.
Yeah, we buy an amazing blend of sand. Leaves no odors, no dust, and has great clumping.
Yeah but you don’t know that until you get the cat. I have a ton of houseplants that would kill a curious cat, too.
Cats are great, but they’re nocturnal. Many will skitter around, scratch stuff, scream, or otherwise bother the heck out of you when you are trying to sleep. I get so little sleep as it is, I’m not willing to deal with that again.
Cats are crepuscular, meaning they’re more active at dawn and dusk, but they may be somewhat active at any hour if they have slept enough.
That’s possible, too. My cat wasn’t like that but I know my friend’s cat is banned from the bedroom
my cat isn’t noctural. not all cats are the same.
Huh, is it really that unusual for my cat to sleep through the night? She goes to bed around midnight and wakes up closer to dawn naturally, which tends to be a bit late this time of year. That’s around when she gets a first meal.
6am I am sitting with my half-adopted stray by the heater cause I don’t have a cat door and he panics if he wants to leave and I’m not there to open the door
It’s -1°C outside so I have to do this… until I get the right gear
cats: hate rain
dogs: hate rain
me: hates rain
all of us: have fucking jobs, who the hell is lounging around in bed all damn morning
Your pets have jobs?
Eliminating pests and guarding home if they are traditional. Social media influencers if they are new gen.
On a weekend?
