The Next President Of The United States Of America
I was irked by this until I remembered “wrong answers only”
Happy birthday to this future president!
Just a normal, not sleezy, not creepy guy who doesn’t grift for his friends, allow corporations to mass murder people, or veto oversight of people literally stealing from homeless programs.
gruesome just ordered all homeless be put into detention camps indefinitely
“It’s so funny that you bring up AIPAC, it’s just so funny. I just haven’t thought about AIPAC in like, years. It’s so strange and funny.”
Hunter Biden, 365 days sober
“Let’s see Paul Allen’s card”
Here’s Johnny!
Hey kids you ever seen a one eyed snake?
He’s giving so much BG3 Raphael vibes, but in a “too much of a coward to admit it” way
When your weird uncle tells you the dumbest joke ever at a family gathering, and you don’t want to ruin the mood so you try to pretend it’s funny.
photoed: not-gruesome gavin
I’m already getting chills from the reboot of The Shining.
mmmm good one

“Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in!.. Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!”
featherless biped
Donald Trump jr
Alt-art version of Max Headroom













