i think mine is the burger empire
When my partner asked me that I didn’t know it was a thing and stereotypically answered about once a day. I didn’t get a chance to explain that it’s an urbanism and critical geography thing in the same way that I think about the Catholic church at least once a day. You can’t think about a history of Europe without thinking about Rome and the Christian schisms that resulted from it, and you need to think about a history of Europe to understand all the white people bullshit you’re surrounded by.
I was in hiding back in those days. Because I do think about the roman empire a lot lol. But that’s because I like historical materialism and the collapse of that demon slave empire is one of my favorite bedtime stories.
It wasn’t because I was a chud. I hate the Romans

I remember someone asking me that on a call, and within the distance of my arm was a copy of Parenti’s The Assassination of Julius Ceasar.
Pre-Empire. Doesn’t count.
technically the roman empire was there from the start, because imperium means military authority over a territory. the republic had imperium. historians refer to the later periods as principate (rule by princeps, like augustus) and dominate (ruled by dominus, like diocletian).
I’m in the clear then, Octavian doesn’t even factor into my thoughts. Wheew.
True. true to be honest. Totally true. I think to much about the USA …oh my god

the burger empire
I am always thinking about how much i hate Rome. Unless i’m thinking about my hatred for Uruk instead. Or my hatred of the linearbandkeramik treekillers.
i live in the burger empire, how could i not think about it

I think about the Romans a lot, but I think about Egypt and the Ottomans too. I just like Mediterranean history. I was clearly a member of the Sea People in a past life.
Achaemenid Empire was pretty neat
you can tell by the way it was
I wrote three novels about byzantium 🤓
When i was asked about it i said basically never because why would i?
<- this emote but it’s the Roman LegionGET OUT OF MY HEAD OR THE TROOPS GET DECIMATED AGAIN
Someone should do an isekai anime where the entirety of the U.S. gets sent to Roman times and has to fight the romans
That would be hilarious. People on mobility scooters with insulin pumps fighting a legion by throwing burgers at them.
I thought of it yesterday when I got some change & I was like damn this quarter is light, real debasing the currency hours.
Burger empire? The phone game? Looks trashy.



















