3 beats per minute? you must be in really good shape

In anticipation of HANTA virus I’ve cut all vegetables from my diet to exclusively eat raw beef mince

You buffoon. You absolute nincompoop. You haven’t been using RAW milk. Your immunity is compromised!

If I wanted to avoid hentaivirus, I would simply take ivermectin and not look at hentai.

Checkmate liberals.

You haven’t gotten it yet which is proof that this works

I heard drinking the oil from the stove at McDonald’s will make your bones iron and your dick made of cold glass

“animal products” also applies to the ivermectin