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ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago

I woke up this morning in a shotgun shack in a completely different country. How I'd get here?

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I woke up this morning in a shotgun shack in a completely different country. How I'd get here?

ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • microfiche [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    My god, what have you done?

    • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      I DUNNO THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Maybe its the same as its ever was?

    • spudnik [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      same-as-it-ever-was

  • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    It might have something to do with that large automobile.

  • ProgAimerGirl [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    did you ask yourself?

    are you right? or are you wrong?

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    Did you find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile?

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      I did just notice a big pickup in the driveway.

      Also there’s a really attractive woman here who keeps calling me “honey” but idk who the hell she is.

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    You never moved but the country borders did

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    You were on the road to nowhere last night.

    • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      I’m thinking I should just burn down this house, just to be safe.

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        You’ve living a wild, wild life. I wouldnt be so tense and nervous. Relax

        • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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          Yeah, I mean this lady who is apparently my wife now is quite beautiful. And I called it a shack, but really this is a very nice house. Maybe I should just roll with this, just drive my big ass car and fuck my hot ass wife!

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            Alternative reply! Sounds like you dont want freedom, you dont want justice. You just want someone to love. Q’est que c’est?

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            However you got here, you’re here. Enjoy! You live in a city of dreams!

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      It may have been a highway of fire

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    Did the days go by?

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I come home. She lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place. Is this your beautiful house? Do you know how to work this thing?

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      I mean this lady who thinks I’m her husband is quite pretty, but I got a girlfriend who’s better than that.

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    Is there anybody with you? Like a spouse?

    Edit: I see you mentioned a woman you don’t know being there. Alright, that’s a start. Are you able to locate some formalwear?

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    You look around and you life and ask how did I get here

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    Have you tried removing the water from the bottom of the ocean?

    • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      That sounds difficult.

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    Do you have a hygrometer? If so, please check the average humidity beneath any nearby rocks and stones, as it may be quite high.

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    …woke up this morning

    tony-cheer

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