McConnell, now Lindsey Graham, and who else to complete the awesome things happen in 3’s rule
fetterman
Depends on who he takes with him. Because I get the vibe that whenever he suddenly goes, he is not going alone.
Easily Ted Cruz.
Imagine Trump doing his eulogy.
Chuck Grassley is 92, a strong breeze could carry him away.
The gerontocracy is toppling and with it the neoliberal consensus will die.
Something like 2% of the senate just fell over and died within a week
The gerontocracy is toppling and with it the neoliberal consensus will die.
We are in the midst of a dialectical phase shift. When quantity becomes quality.
The gerontocracy is toppling and with it the neoliberal consensus will die.
Yeah but it’s not as if politicians your/our/anyone’s age are gonna not be whatever the contemporary iteration of liberalism is.
Like I think the “gerontocracy” discourse kinda misses the mark. I don’t oppose their age, I oppose their actions, beliefs, and priorities, and the existence of the system they work for. And considering that young politicians are not reading our books (otherwise they wouldn’t be running as Democrats), frankly they’re probably reading the same books (if any) as the current generation of libs, I see no reason why replacing old figureheads with new ones will change anything other than cosmetics.
The younger people have no unified guiding ideology, there is no longer a consensus. Instead, they have a random distribution of incoherent political beliefs. From malicious order comes disorder.
Not a senator but personally I’m putting my prayers into manifesting a massive clot within RFK jr
Unlikely, the worm bestows a certain… longevity from the symbiosis. There has to be something to make up for sounding like a trash compactor when I talk.
oh no, that means he dies 3000+ years from now when a distant kennedy descendant finally gets him.
Not the beloved chapo poster, who i like, though
RFK jr is probably going to get one of: Anthrax, Trichinosis, Neurocysticercosis, E. coli and Campylobacter, survive it, and prominently walk around the white house proudly with one more permanent disfigurement for his collection.
Whoever the other senator from Kentucky is, right before the deadline for the special election they’re trying to avoid with Mitch
rand paul
Oh yeah. Damn. It’d be funnier if it were an absolute nobody.
his neighbor could beat him up again, that would be funny.
Imagine getting a mortal thrashing over an easement or whatever property bullshit white people feud over
What if one of those white people was a polar bear (also upset over property bullshit)?
need those golden compass polar bears to crash a state of the union and chow down
Then we go back to the old Salic Law tradition of Ursus Coprus where the bear gets to decide where the line is by shittin’ on it
Markwayne Mullin in an “incident” involving a mechanical bull.
Chuck Grassley
Tom Cotton
The guy with a worm in his noggin
Nah, xey’re a Hexbear user, xey get a pass (check OP lol)
I will live for thousands of years. I have discovered the many benefits of taking ice baths in the sarcophagus.
Tommy Tuberville
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the appointee who replaces grahamwait no if collins died it would make maine even more of a circus.
All of them
mine
Funniest? We need a Democrat.
Yeah either Chuck Schumer or Fetterman
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