I’m just imagining monkeys swinging around the big metal roof supports and like throwing jars of drywall patch at random customers.
I’m just imagining monkeys swinging around the big metal roof supports and like throwing jars of drywall patch at random customers.
I remember reading an article about hospitals in India having a real issue with monkeys. They would run wild in the hospitals and steal stuff. One of the solutions they found was to bring in a larger primate called a langur, real nasty piece of work that likes killing smaller monkeys and is territorial and set it up in the hospital with food and treats to its hearts desire, and the langur would chase all the other monkeys out. So basically larger monkey security guard.
There needs to be an Indian adaptation of The Pitt where there’s a big monkey security guard who fights all the other monkeys.
I googled this, saw an article from 14 years ago and google AI slop suggesting it’s legit, but then also the LLM was like
“Security context in [your location]” and made sure to tell me hospitals near me hire human guards. Thank you, llm! i wouldn’t have known
Hahaha LLMS are so helpful. Yeah whatever I read was definitely a long time back, so entirely possible I misremembered some details. I thought I remembered that the hospital staff didnt want to kill the monkeys themselves, religion or protected status maybe, so having the other monkey chase them off was preferable. Also langurs have some amazing faces.
no like that pretty much tracks apparently, I believed it somewhat because, yeah, at least hindu majority areas really wouldn’t wanna be killing monkeys