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White Peoples One Piece
LMAO
catch up with what? Its like 1 sentence to summarise each movie that wasn’t even worth watching to begin with.
“Well that just happened”
“We’re gonna need a bigger [thing].”
All for a 30 second conversation with laser beam guy John Dick, in a movie that won’t be worth watching either.
Grinding my own toes would be a more productive use of my time then watching Avenger movies.
I’ll save you 300 hours: I’ve seen Iron Man, Antman 2, and the Chinese rings movie so I’m pretty much caught up. If I had to guess, Avengers Doomsday is about a bunch of super heroes (Iron Man, Spiderman(?), Spandex Boobs, Lightning Man, Dr. Magic etc) who have to save the universe by teaming up and beating the ultimate baddies (i.e. Dark Galactus, Mutant Man, Killbot, Planet Killer, Killstroyer etc.).
Spoiler - the good guys win, but hang around for the credits because Planet Killer…HAS A SON! 🤯 And you’ll never guess which of the good guys is actually a double agent (it’s Spandex Boobs) 🤯🤯
“Spandex Boobs” lol.
Didnt she die like 20 movies ago? Did they resurrect her?
At some point someone goes: “i’m glad he’s on our side.”
Here’s a shitty flow chart i made. If you read this flowchart, it’ll only take you 30 seconds per movie. So, in total, it should only take you 20 minutes or so.
Only thing it is missing is them namedropping another superhero in an upcoming movie so you want to go see that one too.
Real “and then” hours
Actually existing trickle down economics, marvel money trickling down to “AVENGERS Lore Explained!” youtubers.
This is what Reagan was talking about
I watched Iron Man and never wanted to watch another MCU film.
I kind of liked the first iron man. It wasn’t great or anything, but it was a fun little romp.
If it’s on TV im not gonna change the channel unless there’s an ad break
I had issues with the military propaganda and the messaging in that movie, especially given the war the US was engaged in at the time.
Oh no its 100% pro us propaganda. But so are most us movies.
I agree even seemingly innocuous movies have propaganda, I watch everything with a critical eye.
Well you were 1000% right about the MCU and it’s only gotten worse
Do people actually like these movies? Besides children and redditors. Are these now like those Adam Sandler Movies that he makes to launder money and to hang out with his friends who have no real relevance anymore?
I had a friend who loved them and she’d make me go see every one and I’d find ways to make myself incredibly drunk before heading into the screening.
I enjoyed the first wave where they had no idea what they were doing yet, so Captain America was kind of a spy movie and Thor was E.T. But Hot. Once they settled in on a formula, it became impossible to give a damn.
Watching a movie? Nah, don’t have the attention span.
Spend multiple hours squatting on the floor programming microcontrollers? Yes!
launder money and to hang out with his friends
I’m not a Sandler fan but I respect that grift much more than I do whatever Marvel is doing
At least those gave us Dunkaccino
idk I’m sure my cousin loves them, he’s got a comic book collection that’s worth buy a house money. The only super hero movies I ever found enjoyable was sam rami’s spider-man, dredd, first couple of x-men flicks. Back before these movies started with the shared universe shit and you had to do homework in watching other movies, to follow along. Oh an Blade, Blade 2 also, can’t forget those, probably the best marvel movies.
The only super hero movies I ever found enjoyable was sam rami’s spider-man, dredd, first couple of x-men flicks. Back before these movies started with the shared universe shit and you had to do homework in watching other movies, to follow along. Oh an Blade, Blade 2 also, can’t forget those, probably the best marvel movies.
Lol these are the same Marvel movies that I like. I also did enjoy the Hulk 2003 and the Punisher 2004. With DC stuff I think the old stuff is mostly good or ok, I just really hate Zack Snyder and Gal Gadot. The new Superman movie was cool too.
Oh an Blade, Blade 2 also, can’t forget those, probably the best marvel movies.
This two are good because they are also vampire movies, vampire + action is a rare genre of movies.
And the third one sucks because of deadpool. I can’t watch more than 10min of the movie.
And the third one sucks because of deadpool. I can’t watch more than 10min of the movie.
Fun Fact; Blade Trinity was supposed to promote a spin-off movie called Nightstalkers with Hannibal (the deadpool actor) and Abigail as the main characters. It didn’t work out because no one liked those characters and the movie was bad.
This two are good because they are also vampire movies, vampire + action is a rare genre of movies.
It’s good to see someone finally give Morbius its flowers
If Morbius was more action and less talk would be a very good B movie action slop.
The first two Blade films were pretty solid.
he’s got a comic book collection that’s worth buy a house money.
I’m really glad the fandoms I’m interested in are like, that one small book series by a perfectly average writer, the Rats of NIMH, and some of the older Call of Duty’s. Stuff that’s pretty cheap to get into.
This one guy I know has a similar flavor of autism to me, and he has a bunch of Warrior Cats stuff, especially the books. And Warrior Cats has a LOT of books in it.
Honestly I think the main market for these movies is people who say “let’s go to a movie” and then have no idea what’s coming out so they just look at what’s currently playing and they pick the thing that they figure is the most safe bet.
that’s for theaters, when it’s streaming slop the main market doesn’t matter because people are rarely actually watching what they’re streaming that’s why Netflix now mandates that you restate the plot of the film multiple times to make sure people can follow along.
I watch it cuz I like superpowers and fantasy. I also like those “character X power scenes compilation” on youtube. It’s empty entertainment, if it was smart I probably wouldn’t like it. Sometimes you just need something dumb and visually stimulating to catch your attention for a while. I’ll also watch movies and shows if there’s a really hot guy in the cast or if there’s a lot of overacting. That movie with the alien soap bubble and the mutant bear screaming help is honestly one of my favorite movies of all time just for the visuals, I watch it from time to time but I can’t even remember the name. That’s how little I care about movies.
When I want to watch visually stimulating images, I just watch random speedruns cranked at 2x speed. Marvel slop isn’t even that good as visual stimulation.
Besides children and redditors.
Why say children twice
The last movie I’ve watched from MCU was “Captain America: Brave New World”. It was alright I guess, but my interest in marvel movies has pretty much ended with Avengers Endgame in 2019
No, I don’t think I will.
Or I could just not do any of that, stream it off some sketchy site while I’m higher than eagle balls, and enjoy shitting all over it with friends
I’ve enjoyed every Marvel Movie Ive seen. I have the guardians of the galaxy movies, Thor ragnarok and the first tom Holland Spiderman. I’m not ever gonna see any more
The rest of the new spider Man movies are pretty good tbh
Imagine all the things you could do with three hundred hours. All the people you could meet, the skills you could learn, the places you could go.
Or sink into the slop till your thoughts stop.
I’d rather find a way to stop the mcu.
Avengers, but they have to try and get a refund after being scammed on Facebook Marketplace.
Gods, I can’t believe we all have to do this someday.
