nobody pwns n00bs anymore

trawling the slopyard

I kinda just slop around net, ya’know?

ROAD TRIP HELL YES
But every town:

we’ve forgotten how to whoop the llama’s ass

Surf is dead. Now we wade through the great toxic swamp of social media.

They only invented the term “surf the web” so that westerners could claim they get regular exercise.

I remember when I got some cheeks just for saying that I legitimately read the Wiki. I still do. More wiki reading less cheeks tho but I’m over 30 now I really prefer books over people for some time now