It Begins
From the moment I woke up in my New York apartment on Day 1, I realized that Mr. Wilser was correct to warn me about A.I.’s omnipresence.
Still in bed, I reflexively grabbed my iPhone so that I could hold it in front of my face and unlock the screen. But no. Facial recognition runs on A.I. I typed in my passcode like it was 2017.
What could I do with my phone now that it was open? Not much. No Facebook, no Instagram: Social media feeds are determined by A.I. and littered with A.I.-generated ads. How about a podcast? Nope. Many podcasts use A.I. editing programs to remove the “ums” and awkward silences.
Should I check the news? According to a 2024 Associated Press survey, 70 percent of journalists reported that their organizations used generative A.I. tools for research or other purposes. I would be cut off from current events — which could be a nice bonus.
Checking my email was also a no-no. Gmail uses machine learning to weed out spam. I put my iPhone in a drawer.
In the kitchen, my wife, Julie, flicked on the lights. I flicked them off.
“Are you kidding me?” she asked, patiently.
“The energy grid uses machine learning to predict where the demand will be,” I explained.
I spared her the details — that Con Edison feeds data from more than four million electric meters into a proprietary A.I. program to assess voltage and prevent equipment failure, as a company spokesperson told me.
I told Julie there was no reason to worry, though: I had prepared for this eventuality by purchasing a portable solar-power generator. I plugged a lamp into it and lit up the kitchen with pride.
Brushing my teeth was more of a challenge — at least if I wanted to use water. The New York City reservoir system has a machine-learning tool that takes data from more than 1,600 sensors, which it combines with historic data. Scientists and engineers use those findings to help anticipate demand and make decisions about infrastructure repair.
But I was ready for my self-imposed drought. Like a doomsday prepper, I had been collecting rainwater in a bowl outside my window. I know — a bit ridiculous. But the absurdity helped me see the world with new eyes. I was spotting A.I. everywhere, as if I had an ultraviolet flashlight revealing all the germs we can’t see.
"Everything’s computer
…so you should happily consune these stupid chatbots that boil the oceans"
oh the “year of living biblically” guy
What the fuck is this. Conflating literally everything, LLMs and algorithms used to edit sound or determine a feed are not the same thing lmao.
This is what calling this shit “AI” does to people’s brains, it’s meaningless and it ends up blurring together in their minds
In a few more years people will forget the word algorithm because all of the AI have marketed the word away in favour of their AI (LLM/global warming super charger but really just algorithms)
This is something that really makes me dread talking about “AI” almost anywhere. To some people
def add(a,b): return a+bis AI it would seem.This is my personal dumb hill to die on. The calculator is actually quite intelligent.
If you’ve ever tried to design even a basic ALU, yeah, pretty much
AI is when a computer does things
AI is when the computer does stuff. And it’s more AI the more stuff it does. And when it does a real lot of stuff, it’s AGI.


OTOH, it is very funny to read an article penned by a ‘journalist’ who treated every electronic device possessing any level of autonomous functionality with the same level of paranoid delusion that a puritanical tribunal in the 1600’s would have treated any woman capable of basic arithmetic
Clearly somebody who’s completely bought into Sam Altman’s hysterical AI apocalypse theatrics that he does to convince his dumbass investors that AGI is coming any day now
Damn that was my first thought reading the like 2nd line. AI face recognition? It’s probably Machine Learning, yeah, but it’s not a bullshit spitting LLM doing that. Face ID would still work if OpenAI shit the ebd. And then that conflation just kept getting worse lol
It’s because AI doesn’t actually exist so any definition that includes current technologies is incoherent.
Its cause true ai doesn’t exist and probably never will. Its a scifi term. We got shitty chatbots and image generators they call ai and now everything is ai. Just like how everything was gonna be on the blockchain lmao
i am once again reminding you that nyt readers think reading it makes them smart lmao
We are in the “Everything is AI” arc of boosting this bubble.
Everything’s computer
I typed in my passcode like it was 2017.

5 years from now
Not giving a faceless corporation a jizz sample to open your phone is like soooo 2020

Imagine not drinking your verification can. Couldn’t be me.
– an NYT “journalist,” probably
Except that it’s mandatory to enter your pass code on an iPhone periodically. This dude is legit stupid.
It’s like the editor wants him to come off as a moron.
Everything’s compooter.Some people are paying money to read this trash.
So, none of this is AI, it is all just machine learning programs. Absolute idiot.
Before doing AI meant calling the OpenAI/whatever API there was a meme.
Machine learning company. Looks inside: linear regression.
Honestly, that has been the most important thing that has happened, the marketing coup on the concept of ‘AI’ not being what is now being called a ‘AGI’, which is a horrendous twisting of the historical concept.
Heuristic algorithms and Markov Chains are older than dirt. Some of the first industrial software ever written is ‘AI’ by that measure.
LLMs are a very specific application of that algorithm to processing large quantities of text and that’s it.
pointing at concepts like running water and claiming that only AI enables this is something that only AI enables
“I tried to live in modern society without math”
This confirms that we need to spend 7 quintillion dollars on chat bots
I tried playing StarCraft without AI but it stopped working none of my units could make their way down the ramp I ordered them to walk on and the computer didn’t even start mining. Just 5 AFK SCVs and it was game over.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Drivel.

























