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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Plastic in the balls. Metal in the guts. Asbestos in the lungs. Worms in the brain.

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Plastic in the balls. Metal in the guts. Asbestos in the lungs. Worms in the brain.

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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https://xcancel.com/CBSNews/status/1996237992831090735

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  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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    Just waiting for the deregulated free market to solve these kinds of issues skeleton-wave

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      porky-happy: “Don’t like it? Start your OWN food company! It’s MY product and I do what I want! Ever heard of FREEDOM?”

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        If people use the product irresponsibly and fail to run magnets over their produce it’s their own fault really. smuglord

    • Commie_Chameleon [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Well they’re trying to solve the issue that you aren’t magnetic, but the government keeps stopping them.

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I once found a spring in a box of cereal

    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    • everett@lemmy.ml
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      Peak cereal box toy prize.

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      How nice of them to add extra iron

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      Was it a good sproingy spring at least?

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      I once found a spring in a box of cereal

      Oof, I actually once had to drop a box of cereal cause…it had a fall

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    deleted by creator

  • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Always buy the whole block of cheese! It’s cheaper for the amount of cheese you get.

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      you dont get free sawdust with it though. 2 in 1, what a bargain! (cos i think the shredded stuff is coated with something to prevent the shreds from sticking together)

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        The good stuff is usually potato starch or corn starch, but the cheap stuff is indeed often “cellulose”. Apparently some use both.

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          yim yum, cellulose, my four stomachs will take care of that!

          • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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            it’s just indigestible fiber, it’s honestly probably doing you a favor if you eat a lot of cheese

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              yeah, i was wondering that. but is industrial grade cellulose really like normal fiber you get from vegetables?

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                As long as it doesn’t have like wood splinters (idk why it would) or come from something with toxins in or on it then idk why it would be harmful for you at all. You just can’t digest it. It’s no worse than eating a bunch of corn and pooping out the shell from the kernels

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                  “the case for putting finely ground sawdust back in white bread”

                  in this paper i will argue… :D

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                Anti-caking agent is probably chemically treated microcrystalline cellulose (E460 i).

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              i’m no dietician but does indigestable fiber even provide the same benefits as digestible fiber?

              …goes n looks…

              Cellulose may not be digestible by humans, but it serves as a vital food source for the beneficial bacteria in our gut. These bacteria break down cellulose and, in the process, produce short-chain fatty acids that are beneficial for gut health.

              huh. well I’ll be. we do get something out of cellulose after all. i wonder if you have to cultivate this particular gut flora or if other fiber eaters cover cellulose too (not that Americans can easily avoid it)?

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                Cellulose is the most abundant organic molecule on Earth and is unavoidably part of all non-carnivore diets. Everyone is digesting at least some cellulose all the time.

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                  that answers that lol

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            I’ve been stuffing termites in my appendix for just such an occasion

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      like i got time to grate stuff

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    Okay but if I die of cheese please tell people it hypnotized me like a cartoon mouse and lead me to some kind of kill box.

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    broke: going vegan for budget or animal-wellbeing reasons

    woke: going vegan because all the non-vegan food in the US is poison

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      doomer i don’t eat as much rice as i’d like because of the heavy metals

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        i looked into this extensively a few years ago and IIRC what i found was that the metal content of rice depends greatly on where it’s grown. i think Thai rice had the most and Indian had the least, generally. but yeah, metal in my rice is agony

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          yeah, several places in the US where it’s not great either.

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        hail-seitan and rice 🤘

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      Don’t worry, capitalists has it covered! Vegan food in the US is poison too!

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    Capitalism is driving me insane

    Keep it going, this is bars

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      I want Victorian england capitalism back. If my bread isnt 50% plaster I dont want it. If my milk doesnt wipe out an entire generation of children i dont want it

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        A solid percentage of the US population is unironically like this. So many chuds just want to be victorians but with AI slop everywhere.

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    ohhhh this is why ALL the processed cheese was on sale last night when i went to the store. i was so confused because literally the entire cheese fridge had sale stickers on every product and I was like “is kraft’s shredded cheese a hot product right now or did they order way too much for thanksgiving or something”

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      Get a recall for safety and put it on clearance, someone should be executed for that and im not exaggerating. like that store manager could kill someone

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        To be fair I don’t think my grocery store actually sells any of the recalled stuff but they definitely had all of the Kraft branded processed cheese & like the Tillamook on sale. So I assume it was more of a “oh there’s a big cheese recall let’s just put all of this bagged cheese on sale to entice people who may be wary of buying processed cheese this week” if I had to guess and less “offload all of this recalled shit now” LMAO

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          Yeah, they probably recognise that a cheese recall results in people buying less cheese in general, even if the tainted stuff has already been recalled.

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        could kill someone

        And if not death, then life changing injuries or at least intense pain until the injuries heal who knows when; can you imagine getting an appointment for an MRI without knowing this is why you’re in intense pain?

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    Metal-roni and Cheese kelly

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      Ferr-O’s

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        That’s too good

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    lets not bring the worms into this. we are a peaceful people. we cant help if your brains are warm and the world is so cold to us

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    plastic in the balls

    nothing a good vet can’t fix

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    This is why I only eat houseplants. 😠

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      Are you my cat?

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    yells-at-cloud “Back in my day, that would have been considered a prize!”

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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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    Thanks for the link, thankfully my product wasn’t recalled but I quickly panicked.

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