This is very important I will judge you
Long range dick sucking
More powerful than you could imagine
You see Air Force One in the sky, you start giving the pilot sky head, he loses control and plows the entire thing into the ground
i also have teeth its kinda dangerous tbh
I’m the trash man. I throw trash all over the ring!
Yeah I thought we had an emoji for him but when it didnt come up i couldn’t be bothered to look online
We do have
We need more Frank tbh
That my second choice of super power.
Gun
Idk crying or something
True power
it doesn’t feel like that way sometimes
MOONBEAM WITH EXTRA MOOO0OON
Ketchupmancy. I’m not called the Red Wizard for nothing you know.
Red wizard needs food, badly! So he has somewhere to put all the ketchup
communism
Illusion with a concentration in cognitohazards
magicgay
Can you handle that much power?
no
Oh. Well, what could possiably go wrong?
Just gotta hope no one turns me into a wizard anytime soon.
Shape shifting and casting genders
I would do anti-gender magic
I would be able to control the mood and emotions of other people. I could also make people fall in love but I would be very careful with this ability because I don’t want to coerce people.
Do you need line of sight? Would be very funny to make trump feel love for the first time in the middle of one of his rambles.
I’d need some way to perceive him in real time, if the time delay isn’t too large a livestream would work!
Talk to animals
fireball
Swamp/bog related so I can protect my mystical marshy lair and all my little animal friends who live there
Plant/nature magic seems the best in terms of danger and usefulness. Oh you want to golf? Well your golf course is now a forrest sucks to suck.
