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just one more prime minister bro i swear just one more and britain will be fixed forever just one please i promise
Thatcherism with Italian characteristics
The Japanese phase of liberal democracy
Woah, never knew it was that bad. Guess Abe being such an outlier gave me the wrong impression. Good thing the universe corrected that mistake
“drummer for a 70s rock band that somehow still exists” phase of democracy
“We got a problem.”
“Again? Tommy started just last week.”
“Yeah. But he needs to be replaced.”
“What was it this time?”
“Self-combustion.”
Round and round we go
I saved this two years ago, and would you look at that - we’re just about halfway round again
Minor correction, Friedrich Merz is not an uninspiring centrist, he is the world’s most boring fascist.
Oh hey Japan just discovered how to do this cycle
Neat
Australia is not on there and it damn well should be
Our government works so damn hard to be just as terrible as any euro government and we never get any recognition for it.
Iconic
The ID laws and VPN bans just got 10 feet higher with the next PM so laugh while you can.
I welcome Starmer resigning, and I encourage him to go further.
We need good, sensible resignations, made by good, sensible Prime Ministers, made at the sensible time
It still somewhat surprises me he was a human rights lawyer.
That being said, I am convinced he represented the oppressors.
The kind of lawyer who hears devil’s advocate and gets excited thinking it’s a promising job position
What a spineless piece of shit, and that was obvious even before Labour won. Way back in 2023 he was constantly flip flopping between transphobia and criticising Rishi Sunak for making transphobic jokes after Brianna Ghey got murdered.
Burnham isn’t going to be any better. Says a lot about modern day Labour that fucking Keir Starmer and Andy Burnham is the best they could come up with.
vindicateddon’t worry honey, LONG LEGS CORBYN can’t hurt you anymore
As a nominal member of the UK Im far more invested in Peru’s elections than whichever English public school alumni gets to be on the peripheral vision of all my news for the next 2 years.
public school means private school
what a country!
Mum says it’s my turn to be Prime Minister this week.
Wait appearantly that’s Larry who has already outlived 6 prime ministers and 1 queen.
Larry has been in office for 15 years, with proper care he can easily outlive 10 more prime ministers and a king.
Learning a lot about UK politics today.
No expectations of this leading to anything good but at least he got to eat shit
oh my, what will the red tories think of next?
That’ll teach the leftists in the party.
*fart noise*
The pessimist in me says he’ll be replaced by someone even more conservative
Burnham isn’t more conservative but he isn’t really any more progressive either. I expect the differences in policy will be imperceptible.
Yeah
He will somehow be cooler and more cringe than Starmer. That’s impressive I guess.
His rhetoric will be softer. He won’t be as vile to hear or watch. His policy will be functionally identical. The exact same people pull his strings.
Considering no lessons are being learned, it’ll either be someone more conservative or at least equally conservative
Some UK Labour PMs are born red tory, some achieve red toryness, and some have red toryness thrust upon them.
Truly, one of the British Prime Ministers
