Kennedy said Trump had the most “unhinged” diet of the administration officials.
“The interesting thing about the president is that he eats really bad food, which is McDonald’s, and, you know, candy and Diet Coke. He drinks Diet Coke at all times,” Kennedy said. “He has the constitution of a deity. I don’t know how he’s alive, but he is.”
Do I believe a guy who is categorically wrong about everything he says, or the longevity of a guy who needs a PR doctor to pretend he’s the pinnacle of health?
fuckin die, both of you. Wish his dad was assassinated before he was born.
The health secretary was also open about his dietary supplement routine — but he warned that he shouldn’t be seen as a pinnacle for what others should take. In response to Miller’s question, Kennedy said he takes Vitamin D, quercetin, zinc, magnesium, Vitamin C and “a bunch of other stuff.” How does he choose which supplements to take? In a relatable way — and one that’s not necessarily medically advised. “My method is I read an article about something, you know, and I get convinced that, oh, I gotta have this stuff,” he said. “And then I get it and then six months later I’m still taking it. I don’t remember what the article said. So, I end up with a big crate of vitamins that I’m taking, and I don’t even know why.”
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This is astonishingly funny.
This wouldn’t even work in an onion article because the complete absence of subtlety would be too jarring.
You could replace every pill in this man’s cabinet with jellybeans and improve his health by 60% overnight
“My method is I read an article about something, you know, and I get convinced that, oh, I gotta have this stuff,” he said. “And then I get it and then six months later I’m still taking it. I don’t remember what the article said. So, I end up with a big crate of vitamins that I’m taking, and I don’t even know why.”
This is the guy in charge of our entire health system
Our health system is a bunch of VCs funding startups trying to jam more AI into it, even if it has to be perpendicular to the other AIs. This is hot on the heels of the same thing with blockchain. I think the big crate fits.
Isn’t it awesome? He’s got the medical background of social media obsessed parents
TRUSLORDNURGLE
What really jumped out is fucking vitamin C. It’s an absolutely pointless supplement for people who aren’t on sea voyages in the 16th century. Just eat a raw orange or something.
Well my guinea pigs need extra vitamin c from a lil chewable according to my vet. So what, are you calling my guinea pigs worthless or something??? /s
Vitamin C is abundant in leafy greens too. Like, it’s so difficult to have a vitty C shortage that scurvy was completely unknown in all human records until we started making long voyages without fresh vegetables
Vitamin C degrades too easily. Just by shaking an orange a little too much you destroy most of its vit C.
That’s really interesting. Would orange juice have any left then?
Juicing it destroys most of the vit C.
absolutely incredible stuff
You know it’s bad when you disgust even Lord Nurgle.
RFK Jr: IDK how Trump is alive with the diet he has.
Also RFK Jr: Anyway, here is this food pyramid with red meat as its basis.
If it works for the president it will work for your loony ass, now eat the fucking meat loaf!
Bro your followers literally think a milkshake of beef tallow and ivermectin will cure cancer.
Well, that didn’t work out for the dilbert guy
but it worked out for the rest of us
That’s bc we didn’t learn hypnosis like the dilbert guy.
he hypnotized the cells in his prostate something fierce
TALLOW N THE HORSE PASTE KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY. BUT IT IS NOT FOR CHILDREN. MAX CONSUMPTION NEEDED 24/7. HE WAS NOT WORTHY.
Telling you he just didn’t take enough, 5 or 6 more hero doses of 2,000ccs beef tallow and ivermectin would have saved him.
Because these fucking old pricks just refuse to die
Same reason Kissinger made it to 100 and why Cheney lived so long after all his heart issues.
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Imagine being a secret service agent and you get assigned to the team that goes to McDonald’s every day to watch trump’s food get made and ensure it’s not tampered with. Even the secret service is doing Uber eats in this economy.
When was the last time he even had warm fries? You know hes not going with them to get it, its always delivered. That stuff isn’t even mid and he always gets luke warm limp fries lmao
Surprised he didn’t try to get a maccas installed in the whitehouse at some point.
Fucking golden arches logo over the front entrance of the whitehouse
Trump will live to be 100 and the preservatives will ensure his body never rots.
They’ll be studying his body in a thousand years like the Egyptian mummies.
They can skip the embalming and just chuck him under some glass after he croaks
He’ll be kept under a heat lamp with a side of fries.
They’ll have to change the fries out periodically like the guard at the tomb of the unknown soldier
He will become our reality’s first living ghoul
I’m half his age and I have no doubt he’ll outlast me
That’s what happens when you have access to the best healthcare on the planet.
Shit I don’t know RFK is alive. He got the diet of a mealworm
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