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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

You are chosen by the secret cabal of leftist gamer haters to create the wokest game ever created, what kind of game is it?

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You are chosen by the secret cabal of leftist gamer haters to create the wokest game ever created, what kind of game is it?

Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    finally the time has come for one of those medal of duty games where you play as nonwhite people defending themselves against america.

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      It’s defending against an American proxy, but there’s Fursan al-Aqsa: The Knights of the Al-Aqsa Mosque

      A whole genre of shooters like this would be dope tho

  • buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    There’s this game Eco that’s basically Minecraft but you have to solve the climate apocalypse with market based solutions.

    Thing is, if you just ignore the capitalism mechanics and do climate stalinism it makes the game extremely easy.

  • ComradeOohAah [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    [nsfw] I already made it. It’s called Fresh Bulls Wanted a VR CCP Brainwashing Honeypot under the guise of a Milking Dungeon Simulator. It supports a variety of adult toys, let’s you choose your body style and skin color, and has a better understanding of geopolitics than a lemmy.world user.

    • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      peterson-pain

      • ComradeOohAah [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        nicholson-yes

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Genuinely made me laugh, thank you doggirl-lol

      • ComradeOohAah [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        But it’s not for laughing. doggirl-growl This isn’t Monsters Inc! soviet-playful

    • Ithorian [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      jesse-wtf

      • ComradeOohAah [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    • alexandra_kollontai [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Why do you use AI for your stuff? :/

      • ComradeOohAah [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Because I’m poor and have limited resources.

  • Sulvy [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    You play as a school teacher and have to un-brainwash the kids while avoiding detection by administrators and parents. Stuff like muting the intercom during the pledge of allegiance and teaching the real history of Amerikkka.

    • Pergoss [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      They just passed a law in Texas to teach kids grade 4-12 the “perils of communism.” My daughter is going to be one of the first people to take this class as she starts 4th grade next year.

      • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        perils of communism but it’s all chinese critiques of the USSR

  • DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Just spitballing, quality will vary:

    -The game gives you $1,000,000 but you have to not make a cringy CCP-1984 fanfiction comment full of shit you read from a Washington Post opinion piece in a reddit thread after seeing one (1) person speak Mandarin for 30 seconds.

    -CoD but the entire campaign is the Soviet all women’s tank brigade I saw someone talking about in a comment yesterday.

    -An MMO but you can only be black with curly hair styles. It’s a perfectly average game in every other way and it doesn’t acknowledge the character customization limitations at all. There’s only one white NPC and he’s the most offensive depiction you could conjure up (this requires play testing to narrow down).

    -CBT outpatient simulator and it’s all dialogue trees of people sitting around like a David Cage game baybeeeeee

    -We took the script the AAA writing/art team did and then randomized literally all the genders and ethnicities. As a kicker, we reveal we did this a year later with the original art and show that 80% of the cast were originally white guys.

    -War game that faithfully simulates late bronze-age phalanx tactics that is, accordingly, breathlessly homosexual. The entirety of the conversation in camp is what you would expect of a bunch of bros out ready to die and trying to get their long spears penetrated into something. I want the player visibly sick from so many dick jokes.

    -Celeste 2

  • Andrzej3K [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Paradox Game but you are a revolutionary movement

    Edit to answer the brief better: you are only allowed to play as Dessalines

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Is there a DLC that adds Roderick Day?

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      So, tropico? (Never played them)

      Also, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic (never played it)

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        I want a game about overthrowing the government though, not clinging on to power

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Stardew Valley but it’s a vegan trans lesbian commune.

    • xijinpingist [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I actually want to play this game.
      The win condition is to get them to all cooperate to build a successful community garden.

  • guolai [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    If it’s a game genre that I am most familiar with, it will be a Dynasty Warriors clone complete with like a Dynasty Warriors story of like three different factions of leftist ideologies warring with each other after a fallout of an major successful revolution against a right-wing capitalist nation. Each faction have a optimistic good and bad ending outcome depending on you completing secret objectives within certain key battles that would save a character that would end up dying in that chapter which would affect a route split choice later.

    If you clear all three faction, you get one new faction that is basically the remmants of the right-wing capitalist group, clear that, and you get a continuation where the three factions unified once again for real to deal with the right-wing group once and for all for a golden ending.

    • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Do not pursue Stirner

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      “Jin Dynasty coup of Wei but it’s Boris Yeltsin and his CIA-backed cronies” is a vibe

  • Big [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    You motherfuckers aren’t ready for the Super Mario Paralympics

  • CrawlMarks [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    It is a paradox game just instead all the historical figures are tumblr coded. So thomas Jefferson in a binder will drone strike children’s hospitals in some PoC country where oil companies don’t have freedom of speech

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      A game where all the war criminals are tumblr sexy men

      • buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Crusader Kings with oncest

  • insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    It’s a yellow paint action adventure where you play as an escaped enslaved woman in the usa south who’s also gay and dealing with panic attacks.

    The gameplay consists of you having to use CRT to explore the correct dialogue trees as you confront everyone responsible for your treatment. You own them in an argument, but then they each say they’re unrepentant so you murder each one in a gratituous QTE fest where you overpower them.

    The credits of the game is just every developer who worked on it doing an acknowledgement of the peoples who’s land they live and work on and whether a treaty exists or not.

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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      I know we’re all shitposting here, but I would totally play that. It sounds rad.

  • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    it’s a video game with a woman in it

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      bird-screm-2 gasp

      • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        dios mio, a woman

    • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      an attractive but not grossly objectified woman and you took all the promotional images at unflattering angles

      • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        just like, someone you’d see on the street

  • Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Tetris but all of the pieces are trans

    • vovchik_ilich [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Tetrans

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Hell yeah

      I remember the rage when someone posted “the Minecraft bee is trans” when the bees were released.

  • Arahnya [fae/faer, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    get this : one of the side characters are gay. subtextually.

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Oh my god you can’t do that

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    2nd person shooter

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