Why are we hating on things people like again? It doesn’t look bad. You all are aging like that dude who “chose poorly”
I made fun of y’all for that too back then. With your damn yogurt colored short shorts and swordfish belts, with the Vineyard Vines shirt and sperry’s topsiders and that exact haircut, that uniform was always terrible.
I’m just glad curly hair is back in the sliding “good hair” window. Every couple generations folks seem to go on a straightening craze, and it’s so much more dull and conservative looking.
Cuts kinda like that are cyclical.
This is not nearly as bad as the broccoli fuck boys although this definitely was the hairstyle of the future fuck boys I was in elementary school with back in the day.
The high and tight was good, I liked it.
It’s this a crop of Ellen DeGeneres?
Imagine a haircut like this instead. It was all the rage in Brazil back in 2002:
Why would anyone do this
Battery clipper runs out of juice at exactly the wrong time and you just lean into it.
Flex on early balding people by leaving hair only where theirs does not grow.
It’s like the anti-mullet: trash in the front, nothing in the back.
is this because of Luiz Ronaldo or was he just part of the trend?
Yeah, that was Ronaldo’s haircut during the 2002 world cup
That 'do is pretty slick though
Teenagers have had broccoli hair for the past 5 years. It’s boring. Invent a new fad already, I want a new thing to make fun of
How about carrot hair. Or maybe, like, mashed potato hair?
Boiled 'tatos, mashed 'tatos, stuck in a stew 'tatos
That’s a fucking normal ass haircut wtf
I recognize it’s not the same haircut, but it makes me think of this guy:
The guy from the UK Inbetweeners has the haircut.
Too long on the sides
Simon is the first person that came to my mind when I saw this post. Also the way you said UK Inbetweeners made me realize there’s also US version. Even the thought of it sounds terrible and I won’t even bother to check it.
the only good UK show that the US remade was the office. fight me.
Maybe in dramas, you can find more examples but for comedy, the office is the best only example I think. Makes you appreciate the producers even more, considering how tough a job it is.
I’m bad at faces, but he reminds me of a combination of Mike Birbiglia, Seann William Scott, and Anders Holm. (I had to look up two of those names.)
Still a normal haircut
It seems a bit much to me, as well as a bit dated, but not unusual, interesting, or offensive enough that I would look twice if I saw it in person. I agree, it’s not atrocious.
I’ve seen that format and keep wondering who that guy is. But I lack terms to look it up and then I forget.
Who’s that?
The other commenter in this thread theoretically answered your question. I’m not familiar with the character, so while they’re probably correct, I can’t make any observations on it. I only know him as the “You guys are getting X?” meme guy.
I think your original question suggests you are familiar with the meme, but just in case I misinterpreted, here’s a random example.
Will Poulter in the movie “We’re the Millers”.
Just look up “eyebrow actor”, lol
Nah, not even. That’s a Flick, the minimal-effort 90’s-00’s version of the Greaser’s pompadour.
Still a hell of a lot better than that beiber swoosh hairstyle.
When I was a teenager, the boys all had the Justin Bieber side swept kinda look
Nothing says “I will put something in your drink” quite like that haircut.
Is there a popular men’s haircut that doesn’t say that?
Bad hair? Lemme ‘mullet’ over.
What’s wrong with that haircut? It’s neat and looks good and ladies like it. That broccoli cut is just atrocious.
When I was a kid it was the bowl cut, now that’s a travesty. The haircut in the picture is nice
See, that’s what the broccoli hair kids think too. It’s all cope.
