“Boomer guitarslop” if it’s from the 70s
I mean this is basically what they do with classical music. Everyone between Monteverdi and Shostakovitch (or Byzantine chant to Williams, even) is one genre.
Most music is DAWslop smh
Personally I’m looking forward to like 15 years from now when everyone has stopped calling everything “slop”
This post is slopslop.
I unironically think that referring to everything as slop radiated outwards from here and trueanon.
bullying Yacht Rock enjoyers by only referring to it as “boring guitarslop for nerds”
GOOD post
Insinuate that drummers are incredibly violent and dangerous because they love to hit things.
“guitarshit” is also acceptable
People already refer to those big blues bends that are held out forever and don’t quite hit the target note as “boomer bends” so it’s just the next logical evolution.
great bit, millenial guitarslop is my favorite genre
when I went to college in the states I told someone I don’t like music by white people with guitars and made enemies
When a mf says something so emophobic you gotta hit them with the americ
anfootball stare
Sad Breakfast que lo hicieron primero y mejor, devuelve la mirada
I myself am quite a prog guitarslop enjoyer.
certified G3 moment
I do love my boomer societycore guitarslop (Pink Floyd) and villain-coded nerdcore guitarslop (King Crimson)
and my dancecore slam guitarslop (King Crimson, but in the 80s’)
I’m partial to '90s industrialslop and old school deathslop
starting a band called “deathslop” rn
If you can do the slam/goregrind distorted pig squeals (and/or serenades to brie cheese), I think it could work
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what about acid jazz
All jazz subgenres are either guitarslop, keyslop or hornslop depending on which instrument takes the lead most of the time. Vibraphones count as keyslop. If no one stands out in particular it’s instrumentslop.
Instrumentslop can be further divided into elevatorcore if it’s simple and egomaxxing if it’s not
What’s Gershwin? (Egomaxxing I guess)
surely ska punk is hornslop
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Hippieslop
That’s the Grateful Dead, Phish
Beckon the call, beckon the call
Beckon the call, beckon the call
Beckon the call, beckon the call
Beckon the call, beckon the callI found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
classical music is Deritive Pianoslop
I say classical music is violinslop or fluteslop.
you just made an enemy for life
